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Just think, after 10 or so years together, you'll be GLAD he's gone for weeks at a time.  He's not new....he's a re-run. that's how he introduces me... " You guys remember Lee? Yeah...I'm big on recycling."  8 years now.....with time off for poor behaviour.... and I still feel less when he is away. Wow! I tell my daughters You've found the right one when he feels like he's less when he's away. |
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So NOT Crushing...
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Gawd> My name is so not true anymore.
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Wow, to be missed like that.
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When is enough, enough ?
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When is it time to leave that ill-fated relationship and head for pastures new ? When you post this question online. which reminds me that I will NEVER post such a question... Fer real. DUH? |
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I wasn't young then. I was already 36.
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When is enough, enough ?
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When is it time to leave that ill-fated relationship and head for pastures new ? When you post this question online. |
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Getting rid of the body
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Elect it to public office.
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I, Robot...
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Inspire me.
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Un-productive....
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I wish it had only beenfor 3 evenings.
I've never in my life been so unproductive. I feel like so much ka-ka. |
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BBBUUUUUIIIIIIIICCCCCCCKKKKKKKK
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P*ss Poor...
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In fifteen days I'm homeless. Too many motorcycle wrecks in one year. On the sixteenth day I'll turn 57. I think it's gonna be a freakin' adventure (at least I hope so). Stuff happens. I've had it all and now I won't have anything. "Made enough money to buy Miami, but I pissed it away too fast" (Jimmy Buffett). I'll still be me and my God will still be God. Just gotta stock up on toilet paper - that's one thing I gotta have. Whatsup bro? I will give you a place to live. If you hook me up with one of your daughters.  Totally playing man. Hope you don't take offense to that. I was leery to post it. But. They are angels, just georgeous. Good work by you bro.  Thanks, man. Much appreciated humor, BTW. They are; they're great. It was an effort and they're Daddy's Girls, but the rewards are tremendous. Also, neither of them knows my dire straits. Ain't nothin' for a stepper! Good. Now if I can have your permission to ask the brunette to marry me, that would be great. She is phenomenal. Tell her to come back on this site.  Tell you what: she's quite something. She only dates older men. She is a departmental supervisor at a prestigious national company; she just signed a modeling contract 3 weeks ago; she is going to try for American Idol when they come to Arkansas the next time; she can't find love 'cause no one looks deeper than her beauty. How can I introduce you two? She's a model? Makes sense. I'm assuming she doesnt need dad's help finding men. Good luck Good luck? Dude, I'm my daughters' best friend! They're killin' me! I offer to shoot the sobS or break kneecaps or whatever. ()&^%%(&(&(*^&*&%+)_(**&%$#@!!&&*^^ |
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20 dates in 20 days
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Dating is pointless. Just grab one and lock her in your basement. She'll get used to it after a while. Dating is fun. Commitment is pointless! Why is commitment pointless? Well, there is a point: that it's pointless! Sorry, Winx, you know I love you dearly, but even a hopeless romantic like me can't help but become jaded. Women are the new men! |
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20 dates in 20 days
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it aian't about being a pretty boy it's all about the personality well that's what my experience and being able to make her laugh PAH!!! I still prefer the basement. It's much cheaper and less work. lol Dubz, let's rent the basement for scientific purposes and see if we're missin' something. JAG, how much? |
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Hegel's Dialectic
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Are any chicks diggin' this, Spock?
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Cheers!
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Whut?
I know I had that right here........................ |
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when i find my true love :/
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Oh, those are all such a turn on... I just don't know which one you should spew out first... Love this one! |
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P*ss Poor...
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What's the poorest you've ever been? The poorest I've ever been was when I had a good life: I lived in my house of seven bedrooms, kept company with expensive film stars, my chauffeur drove a Bentley and on the weekends I'd take out my red Benz sports convertible. Unfortunately I also owed the government $1,208,442 in back taxes, the Ruzzio family another two million, my house was mortgaged to the hill, the Bentley and the Jaguar (which unfortunately I was forced to drive off the cliff at gun point, for insurance purposes -- that's when I got the Benz) had more money invested in them than what I had in the bank, I owed my tailor, my greengrocer and my shoe-shine boy. Hey! I been lookin' for you. |
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What is "fat"?
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I'm a size 12, and by entertainment standards, that's fat. Someone told me men don't care so much about sizes or inches, just a good bust-waist-hip ratio. But that's just one guy. Some men like their girls slim. So just throwing the question out there, what do you consider "fat"? Rubenesque? OMG! |
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when i find my true love :/
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do i tell her about my ex girlfriend first do i tell her about my tremendous debt first? do i tell her about my addiction to mingle first? or none of the above and let her find out on her own? Virgin in all the above. Doh! |
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Naw, I'm friends with all. If he's worth havin' as a friend, have 'im; if he ain't, don't. Your call. Make you own decision and it won't be wrong; might be ineffective, but as long as it's yours it won't be wrong. JMO
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