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Thu 01/19/12 02:45 PM
Jacked!

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Thu 01/19/12 02:22 PM
Awww, you called me lovely you sweet talker you! flowerforyou

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Thu 01/19/12 02:15 PM

Today is Dolly Parton's birthday...........what do you THINK I'm thinking about?

:tongue: :tongue:
laugh laugh



Big hair and fake nails?

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Thu 01/19/12 02:06 PM
:heart:

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Thu 01/19/12 01:31 PM
The Hotel Bill

An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant
birthday by staying overnight in one of London 's most expensive hotels. 

When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for
$250.00.

She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high. "It's a nice
hotel but the rooms certainly aren't worth $250.00 for just an overnight
stop without even breakfast." 

The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate' so she insisted on
speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appeared and forewarned by the desk clerk announced: "The hotel
has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available
for use." 

"But I didn't use them," she said. 

"Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager.

He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel
shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have the best entertainers from
Edinburgh , Glasgow , and Aberdeen performing here," the Manager said.

"But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said. 

"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't
use it!"

The Manager was unmoved, so she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it
to the Manager.

The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check.  "But madam, this
check is only made out for $50.00." "That's correct. I charged you $200.00
for sleeping with me," she replied.

"But I didn't!" exclaims the very surprised Manager..

"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have." 

Don't mess with Senior Citizens

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Thu 01/19/12 01:26 PM
You know how I'm always pushing buttons but you're always there for me when I need you the most...I love you tv remote.

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Thu 01/19/12 01:13 PM
*Right hand, left upper cut*

Next time you'll be more careful what you ask for...

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Thu 01/19/12 01:10 PM
Tard? Did you mean turd? I sometimes think I stand out like a turd in a punchbowl too. Everybody may notice but it's usually not a good thing.

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Thu 01/19/12 01:02 PM
I'm not really sure if I choose one or the other. I just am flowerforyou

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Thu 01/19/12 02:33 AM
Goodbye you crazy lovable kids!

Going...going...*poof*

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Wed 01/18/12 08:04 PM

Thank you Pats fan... was soooo fun watching the Patriots stomp the Broncos last weekend... Hope they make it all the way!! Although with a game like that one who could doubt it!



Thank you Nellie, I hope so too and can't wait for the game to start!

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Wed 01/18/12 07:43 PM
Welcome from the other side of the country flowerforyou

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Wed 01/18/12 07:37 PM

laugh I'm just confusedflowerforyou


Me too, she invited me in with the promise of friendship and then started making ultimatums!

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Wed 01/18/12 07:30 PM

If you were to describe true generosity by using an example you have witnessed...what would you use as that example?


My Mom raising me and my brothers on her own and the sacrifices she made for us.

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Wed 01/18/12 07:22 PM
Melancholy

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Wed 01/18/12 07:20 PM

:smile: i love the finer things in life and if u cant give me wat my heart desire well den it no reason why you should be in my face kuz im a single mother and it is a must dat my daughter have everything u feel me n me doing it on my own i dont need no women dat is going to slow me down


Welcome....and sorry for getting in your face, I didn't see you sitting there.

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Wed 01/18/12 07:17 PM
Hurting someone

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Wed 01/18/12 07:08 PM
Sleeping to Dream Jason Mraz

http://youtu.be/ZrlhawRComo

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Wed 01/18/12 05:06 PM
Edited by patsfan64 on Wed 01/18/12 05:07 PM

feeling kinda violated. a big older guy from hawaii just propositioned me.

ill


He's probably looking to lei someone.

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Wed 01/18/12 04:59 PM


I give whatever I can give to whomever asks. I know it's blind trust but I trust they will get whatever it is that they need.


Great! Got a mom or sister I can borrow for a few minutes?

heheheheh


All brothers Krupa but you'd love my Mom!

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