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Christmas Miracles
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Yep. I've got one. It's almost over..........
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Whatever happened to all those Mexican jumping beans?...... The little worms inside them crawled out and died...at least that's what happened to mine. Damn that sucks. Thanks for depressing the hell out of me. Poor little worms. Yeah Merry Christmas to you too man.........
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Whatever happened to all those Mexican jumping beans?......
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Topic:
old flames ; 0
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My Grandaddy always told me to never pick up a dead prostitute unless it was absolutely necessary. At least that is what I think he said. He had a really bad lisp.......
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I need some new moves. talk to napoleon. It would probably go over his head. I just crack myself up.......
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My parents were always in love. They were married for 55 years. My father ended up sick (Alzheimers) and my Mom could no longer care for him. His last 3 years were spent in a nursing home. My Mom would drive to the nursing home twice a day to feed him. I asked her why she did this because they have staff to do this and that maybe she could take a day off. She told me that I don't want your Dad to be hungry. Still melts my heart...........
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Topic:
The Trick Is
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I can ride a unicycle and juggle. Chicks dig it......
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You can just call me el conquistador. That would be fine......
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Topic:
Friends - old and new
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 Howdy gorgeous. What be shakin?
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Topic:
Love Rules
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Nope not true. Mine usually start with "Can I buy you a drink?" and ends with a drink being poured over my head.........
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Topic:
Relationships
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I'm holding out for a bass boat..........
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Topic:
holymorals.
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Depends. How much is he paying you? If nothing I think your stupid. Fair enough?.........
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Topic:
Smoking pot
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Not sure about all that. I usually just want to eat some dorritos.......
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Stoner public service announcement:
There is a product called Sure Gel (Yellow box). It is used in canning and is all natural. Mix the box with some juice or gatorade and drink. Tastes really sweet. Pee one time before you go to get tested. The 2nd pee is for the test. You will pass any urine test. This has never failed for anyone that has tried it. Your welcome........
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Do squirrels steal buds? Of course they do. I have heard of flying squirrels dude. Haven't you ever saw Rocky and Bullwinkle. Hey Rocky watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat....... Dude! your Beaver & Moosehead fetish is getting out of hand My Mama always said a beaver in the hand was better than a moosehead in the bush...........
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Do squirrels steal buds? Of course they do. I have heard of flying squirrels dude. Haven't you ever saw Rocky and Bullwinkle. Hey Rocky watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.......
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Topic:
Tattoo's
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people can just **** off if they don't like it. This is pretty much how I feel about everything. You should be like a philosopher and chit.........
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I've only met a few but they were as expected. I met my best friend on this site the first week I signed up many moons ago. I talk to her daily and see her weekly. Good friends are hard to find......
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Topic:
Flowers on first date or not
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I have always believed the fellow I wanted to date would be a gentleman and bring flowers and open doors. I always open doors for any lady but I never bring flowers. I instead always bring a six pack. I usually find the evening more enjoyable if I can get her a little loopy.......... I don't know. I live in Kentucky darlin the odds are pretty good....
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Topic:
Flowers on first date or not
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I have always believed the fellow I wanted to date would be a gentleman and bring flowers and open doors. I always open doors for any lady but I never bring flowers. I instead always bring a six pack. I usually find the evening more enjoyable if I can get her a little loopy..........
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