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Fri 07/26/13 05:26 PM
I'm not sure who had the idea to make sweet potato french fries but that person is a genius. It has inspired me and I am going to try to make some homemade sweet potato jo jo's........smokin

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Fri 07/26/13 05:10 PM
Well ain't that some chit. Welcome anyway.......smokin

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Thu 07/25/13 11:28 PM
I did once back in the late 70's at a Grateful Dead show, but I don't think he was a real clown.......smokin

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Thu 07/25/13 11:19 PM
Stack of cakes fo sho.........smokin

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Thu 07/25/13 10:58 PM
Well as my Great Aunt Grace used to say don't leave the barn door open at night otherwise you will lose some chickens. Then you won't have any eggs to eat with your bacon in the morning......smokin

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Thu 07/25/13 10:34 PM

The big island?


Yeah man Gilligans Island. Dude is probably drinking coconut milk with Mary Ann and chit. Some brothers have all the luck.......smokin

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Thu 07/25/13 11:01 AM
A blind man is walking down the street and passes a fish market. He takes a big whiff, smiles and says Hello Ladies.......smokin

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Wed 07/24/13 05:45 PM


okay, soon as i figure out how to squeeze into the bundt pan :)


Just make sure you use a little Pam in the pan. That way you won't stick or nothin............smokin

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Wed 07/24/13 10:45 AM

bro.. did we miss yer birthday?surprised

CAKE.. we have to have CAKE!!

drool smokin


It was Saturday actually. Bless your heart.....smokin

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Tue 07/23/13 01:32 PM
Strings, Rope, whatever it takes......smokin

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Mon 07/22/13 04:53 PM
A trip to the Walmart usually works for me.....smokin

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Mon 07/22/13 04:44 PM
I had that phone sex one time but I ended up all tangled up in the cord......smokin

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Mon 07/22/13 11:18 AM
Of course. No one will notice the naked chick smoking it with the book in her hoohaw. I guess that would make her well read......smokin

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Mon 07/22/13 10:45 AM
Yep. My Father is always with me. He gives me advice and always tries to point me in the right direction. I wouldn't have it any other way.... smokin

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Mon 07/22/13 10:31 AM
See where your mind is you dirty old man.........smokin

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Fri 07/19/13 08:27 PM
I have some zig zags..........smokin

http://youtu.be/rNtiEcT9W6M

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Thu 07/18/13 06:20 PM
I'm kinda new to this lesbian thing too. I think it was genetics see my Mom was half lesbian on her fathers side. Therefore, I apparently got me that lesbian gene. If you find out anything, any help would be appreciated.......smokin

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Thu 07/18/13 02:10 PM
I think there has to be a balance. I do have friends that the only time I hear from them is when something is wrong. It does come across as all the do is b!tch and moan. On the other hand they think enough of me as a friend to tell there problems to. I guess it is healthy to get things off your chest. I personally just internalize everything if something is wrong.......smokin

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Thu 07/18/13 02:03 PM
Hey Darlin. Hope you are doing well......flowers

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Thu 07/18/13 01:54 PM

I can always tell, when I've done something wrong....


That's because you are a troublemaker..... smokin

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