Hi,
I'm shiningarmour. Welcome!
I have since given up on dating.
Now I only come here for the forums.

Q: What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?

A: Punch her in the face.


Q: What is the useless skin around the vagina called?

A: The woman

I just finished the newest "Action Comics" as well as "Detective comics"

A man is riding a motorcycle out in the countryside one afternoon when he feels the urge to use the restroom.

Not seeing any gas stations in site he stops by a farm and approaches the farmer who at the time is milking his cows. "May I use your bathroom?" He says. "Use the outhouse it's right around the corner" The man jogs over and takes off his jacket. Hanging it up just behind the toilet he has a seat. Time passes. He gets up and buttons up his jeans.

But when he goes for his jacket it slips off the hook and into the toilet.

Approaching the farmer he asks for a rod to fish out his jacket.

"You still want to wear it after it's been in the toilet!?" says the farmer.

Laughing the biker replies "No, I just want the roast beef sandwich in the left pocket!"

I don't think they should have the same rights that normal couples do. Like gay marriage.

If your going to have gay marriages then let me marry a horse! Or my X-BOX! I love X-box! It never talks back, and unlike most women LOVES to play games! :P

This brings back memories of Bill Clinton. Because of his affair "Have a cigar" Can now be used as a pick up line Thanks mr. Clinton! :P

I agree. And the boston tea party was an organized protest where everyone had the same idea. Here they all have different one's. Nobody stands for the same stuff as anyone else. They're just a bunch of disorganized hippies.

Exodus is a long read. It's got some high points when they get the miracles going though.

And from what I hear it teaches that complaining is bad

I used to listen to this Christian rock group when I was young called "Mortification" Don't know if they still rock or not.

Now my favorite I think is "We came as romans" Nice beat and you can understand most of what they are saying!

Racists? Have you proof of this? If the president was white,latino,jewish,or an alien from outer space the tea party would still talk against them.

The tea party as far as I know (From what I hear in the liberal media) Would go home after the event! The never pooped (Sorry don't know another word for that) in the park! Or on a police car!

And they mostly all stand for one thing, I think that's lower spending.

I heard a number of interviews on the radio where they interviewed a number of these wal-street crazies. They all stood for different things.

Erm, wouldn't it be smarter to go home, take a shower, Change your clothes, Maybe go to work at the fast food joint they work at, and collect a paycheck!? I mean they can always come back, right?

Where do I sign?

Yeah it's some kind of foam. Probably from a factory or a building of some sort.

I second that!

I never did believe in monsters from space. It's just modern day folklore.

In past times they believed fairies and goblins caused all the trouble that nobody was willing to confess.

Then they believed in creepy monsters and leprechauns. Today we have monsters from space.

Dint you see the movie jellybean? They have to "Flashy thing" everyone!

The fact that you remember proves that you are making this up.

I've heard that theory to!

The way it was put was, "Its like professional wrestling. Out in public they want to stop each other, but in secret they are on the same side. They work together!"

The "Drive by media" Has a liberal slant on it. So while what they say may be "True"

They ussually report news that makes the left look good. OR the right look bad. If it makes the left look bad, you will almost never hear about it.

So I try and take what the media says with a grain of salt. It helps offset the taste of Bull$hit! :D