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My Mama always said....
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My favorite one has always been:
"You're just like your father" It's the worst insult she could come up with...*shrug* Oh and: "Taking a bath during your period makes you bleed more" Ok...my eye is twitching now.... |
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My Mama always said....
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No mom when I was a kid. But, my Dad had me convinced that he did a backflip out of the shrubs and punched Hitler in the nose...(He was a Karate' grand master)..Go figure, as a kid...I believed him. Didn't figure it out till I was in 8th grade. Too bad he had my birthday off by a week for 16 years....up until I joined the military and saw my birth certificate..."WAIT A MINUTE!! My birthday is a week earlier?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Oy vey... 
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My Mama always said....
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Oh...and she always said "Don't like the cake batter bowl. The batter's got baking powder in it...it'll make your stomach explode".
Gosh...I need a shrink!!! 
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My Mama always said....
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Beg
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I guess I would beg for my life if it was at stake.
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My Mama always said....
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"You better behave cause I can always make another one just like you" Hahahahaha..I love that one!!!! 
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My Mama always said....
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Stay away from women on the internet That's a pile of crap. There WAS no internet when you were little. As a matter of fact I don't even think there was TV back then. Probably not even radio. You would know you are from that era  No I'm not...I'm 23 
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My Mama always said....
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you must have had an interesting childhood Indeed I did. And people wonder why I'm the phobia-ridden adult that I am today. Wooohoo. lol |
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My Mama always said....
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Stay away from women on the internet That's a pile of crap. There WAS no internet when you were little. As a matter of fact I don't even think there was TV back then. Probably not even radio. |
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My Mama always said....
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Don't swallow your gum it will ball up in your stomach Don't cross your eyes or they'll stick that way Don't leave the eyes on potatoes because you'll grow roots in your stomach I always loved her threats better though::: You back talk me one more time and I'll knock your mouth right off your face! If you fall and break both your legs don't come running to me! If you give me one more dirty look I'll rip your head off and through it in your face! If you don't go clean your room I'll knock you into next week! though!!  I like the one with the gum. Only my Mom always said "Don't swallow your gum, it'll tangle up your intestines". 
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My Mama always said....
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My mom always gave me that bladder infection one!! I thought I was the only one!!! LOL. Hey between you and me... Is it true? No it's not. Bladder infections are caused by bacteria not the temperature of your butt cheeks.
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hello black and asian women
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i'm an atheist and like black and asian women too  I'm not into women at all. |
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My Mama always said....
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Don't eat raw taters...they'll give ya' worms... Really? My mom said that about letting a dog lick your face.
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My Mama always said....
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Oh...and the ever so famous:
"Don't reheat mushrooms, it makes them poisonous" Well at least I'm not the only one who has a mother that makes crap up as she goes along. LOL |
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How Hot is it?
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77 in the DC area
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My Mama always said....
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...."Don't eat the pointy french fries. They puncture your stomach".
And "Don't sit on the cold marble stairs, you'll get a bladder infection". What kind of wisdom did your Mom share with you when you were little? |
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Great new pic, Fullmoon!  Of course I'm a fanatic about TP...those happen to be my initials! Thank you  Your initials are TP? That's pretty cool...but not as cool as my sister's. Her's are PMS. I kid you not. |
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What do you do to exercise
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Running is for being chased
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pizza
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Ooooh...PIZZZZAAAAAA!!!!
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What do you do to exercise
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I walk my dogs. Well I should probably say THEY walk ME.
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