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Topic: Ugly lady at Walmart
LookinRound Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 7894	Thu 06/19/08 06:58 PM
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance, pulling on them this way and that, yelling at them "Don't %*#@ touch that!! I said Stay with me $&@%!!." The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there - are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "He11 no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the he11 would you think they're twins? Are you #%$& blind or what?? Do you really think they look alike?" "No, not really", replies the greeter, "But I just can't believe you got laid twice."

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Army_Strong Joined Sat 03/22/08 Posts: 1254	Thu 06/19/08 07:02 PM
LMAO

michael_318 Joined Sat 05/31/08 Posts: 1	Thu 06/19/08 07:02 PM
That was funny!

sloehand Joined Sat 04/19/08 Posts: 180	Thu 06/19/08 07:03 PM
a good one !!!

INDIGO8202 Joined Fri 05/23/08 Posts: 15	Thu 06/19/08 07:04 PM
Sounds just like wal mart

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phukct Joined Wed 06/11/08 Posts: 85	Thu 06/19/08 07:17 PM
thats funny

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