Topic: Ok guys get it right
MyrtleBeachDude's photo
Wed 06/25/08 11:59 AM
This only pertains to some men because there is no way I would even attempt to understand a woman's reasoning on here. Guys some of you have either overly or underly stated some of your physical attractions. Example where is says "height" If you get in an elevator and all you see is the rest of the people on the elevators ass then YOUR SHORT! If you don't need an elevator to talk to people on the second floor then YOUR TALL! If your tired of looking at tall peoples crotches and other people sniffing at your ass then your normal! When it comes to your body type; If you need help carrying your plate back from the buffet bar then your either HEAVY SET or on your way to it. If someone asks you what football team you play for and your not wearing shoulder pads then YOUR STOCKY! If you haven't gone to the bathroom in 3 days then it's very safe to say you weigh A FEW EXTRA POUNDS! If you can shop at Wal-Mart for your cloths then YOUR AVERAGE! If Sally Struthers has featured you in a commercial begging the public to send in 15 cents a month to feed your little hungry ass then YOUR SLENDER! When it comes to hair either ya got it or ya don't. If your hair was black 45 years ago then you can probably safely say your hair is now Grey! If you go to the bowling ally and put 50 cents in the machine that buffs bowling balls just to shine your head up well then.... YOUR BALD! Finally if your family tree has more branches on it than the rain forest put "OTHER" for Ethnicity. Have a good day drinker

rainysky39's photo
Wed 06/25/08 12:00 PM
laugh

bttrflyv2's photo
Wed 06/25/08 12:02 PM
laugh ...cute

SAEgirl10's photo
Wed 06/25/08 12:02 PM
cheers to thtdrinker

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Wed 06/25/08 12:03 PM
lol

BlndwBdge's photo
Wed 06/25/08 12:04 PM
laugh :wink:

MsCarmen's photo
Wed 06/25/08 12:05 PM
I hate to say it MBD, but I still think we'll see some guys going huh to your post.

But replying from a woman's point of view, I think it was explained very well.drinker drinker

Grizzly52's photo
Wed 06/25/08 12:14 PM
laugh laugh drinker CHEERS

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Wed 06/25/08 12:14 PM
laugh laugh laugh drinker

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Wed 06/25/08 12:14 PM
Gosh, Dude, you are not as dumb as you look!!! laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

MyrtleBeachDude's photo
Wed 06/25/08 12:17 PM

Gosh, Dude, you are not as dumb as you look!!! laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh


hahahahahaha gee thanks

flame1cutie's photo
Wed 06/25/08 12:19 PM
That's funnylaugh laugh laugh

flame1cutie's photo
Wed 06/25/08 12:20 PM
Edited by flame1cutie on Wed 06/25/08 12:21 PM
sorry doublehuh

MyrtleBeachDude's photo
Wed 06/25/08 12:25 PM
I bet the guys are reading this and IMing each other right now saying "Ok so we leave for Myrtle Beach first thing in the morning. We'll show that MBD bastard who's in shape" laugh laugh laugh

lilith401's photo
Wed 06/25/08 12:28 PM
I am going to start bring tape measures on my dates for the endless stream of men who claim they are 5'10" and are 5'7".....

MyrtleBeachDude's photo
Wed 06/25/08 12:42 PM

I am going to start bring tape measures on my dates for the endless stream of men who claim they are 5'10" and are 5'7".....


hahahahaha that would scare the hell out of me. A woman once told everyone in the bar that my idea of 6 inches was a lot shorter than most peoples idea of 6 inches