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I saw this on another site:
"Enter your name and age to find out." To find out WHAT? They don't say. I figure it can't be good, but then, on the other hand, what if it's "Enter your name and age to find out where Bluebeard's secret treasure chest is hidden" -- ?? It occurred to me that, if I knew where Bluebeard's secret treasure chest was hidden, I would just go dig it up and quietly keep the treasure, not advertise it all over the internet; but that's just me. Maybe other people have other agendas. So I made up a phony name (Artoski N. Valdo) and typed it in. I put 72 in for the age because that was Carlton Fisk's number when he played for the White Sox. And it turned out to be one of these high school reunion sites. It was nice to learn that 26 people are looking for Artoski N. Valdo, though. |
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I saw this on another site: "Enter your name and age to find out." To find out WHAT? They don't say. I figure it can't be good, but then, on the other hand, what if it's "Enter your name and age to find out where Bluebeard's secret treasure chest is hidden" -- ?? It occurred to me that, if I knew where Bluebeard's secret treasure chest was hidden, I would just go dig it up and quietly keep the treasure, not advertise it all over the internet; but that's just me. Maybe other people have other agendas. So I made up a phony name (Artoski N. Valdo) and typed it in. I put 72 in for the age because that was Carlton Fisk's number when he played for the White Sox. And it turned out to be one of these high school reunion sites. It was nice to learn that 26 people are looking for Artoski N. Valdo, though. 
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Funny how companies seem to think that people haven't grown suspicious of this junk.
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Funny how companies seem to think that people haven't grown suspicious of this junk.
I also like the ones that say "Three of your buddies from Bird Pancreas, Nebraska, have a crush on you!" But I don't KNOW anybody in Bird Pancreas, Nebraska. I didn't even know there WAS a Bird Pancreas, Nebraska.... |
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Funny how companies seem to think that people haven't grown suspicious of this junk.
I also like the ones that say "Three of your buddies from Bird Pancreas, Nebraska, have a crush on you!" But I don't KNOW anybody in Bird Pancreas, Nebraska. I didn't even know there WAS a Bird Pancreas, Nebraska....  I received an email today asking if I wanted to enlarge my winky
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Funny how companies seem to think that people haven't grown suspicious of this junk.
I also like the ones that say "Three of your buddies from Bird Pancreas, Nebraska, have a crush on you!" But I don't KNOW anybody in Bird Pancreas, Nebraska. I didn't even know there WAS a Bird Pancreas, Nebraska.... I received an email today asking if I wanted to enlarge my winky
well do ya????  
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Funny how companies seem to think that people haven't grown suspicious of this junk.
I also like the ones that say "Three of your buddies from Bird Pancreas, Nebraska, have a crush on you!" But I don't KNOW anybody in Bird Pancreas, Nebraska. I didn't even know there WAS a Bird Pancreas, Nebraska.... it's not anymore who you know...but who knows YOU! 
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You Gals call yours a winky too?????
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I get the notices too that say people have a crush on me (my buddies from certain towns). Thing is...........I don't know anybody in those towns!!
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You Gals call yours a winky too?????
if it winks!
Look!! a wink! |
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Edited by
Puffins1958
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Wed 10/15/08 07:51 AM
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You Gals call yours a winky too?????
if it winks!
Look!! a wink! OMG.....this is toooo good..........
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You Gals call yours a winky too?????
if it winks!
Look!! a wink! Wow, No I've never seen one wink at me. Doesn't mean it doesn't happen, just that I've never seen it. 
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My favorite one is the ad here that says " There are 3,726 singles in your zip code that are chatting right now!! "
Umm..hate to break it to them...but there aren't even that many PEOPLE in my zip code..lmfao |
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the spirit of PT Barnum is alive and well and living in cyber-ville...
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the spirit of PT Barnum is alive and well and living in cyber-ville...
A sucker "clicks' every minute???
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I'm shocked you clicked, Lexy. Really...
I met someone normally!!
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I'm shocked you clicked, Lexy. Really...
Me too. I'm either bored or desperate at this point, I'm not sure which is worse! I met someone normally!!
"Normally" -- ?? I've heard of that, I think. It was years ago....when the noble stegosaurus ruled the earth.... |
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Yes, I hear you. I thought it was no longer possible, myself.
C'mon... you clicked out of curiosity... you knew it would be bad, but you did it anyhow. |
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Yes, I hear you. I thought it was no longer possible, myself. C'mon... you clicked out of curiosity... you knew it would be bad, but you did it anyhow. I'm just depressed because I can't get Lyndsey to notice me....if the giant inflatable chicken suit didn't do it, I'm not sure what's left to try. Maybe next time I'll take it out of the box and actually wear it.... |
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Have you talked to her?
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