Topic: This should offend just about EVERYONE
uk1971's photo
Tue 05/26/09 09:52 AM
HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

God went to the Arabs and said,
'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.'
The Arabs asked,
'What are Commandments?'
And the Lord said,
'They are rules for living.'
Can you give us an example?'
'Thou shall not kill.'
'Not kill? We're not interested.'
So He went to the Blacks and said,
'I have Commandments.'
The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,
'Honour thy Father and Mother.'
'Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested.'
Then He went to the Mexicans and said,
'I have Commandments.'
The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the
Lord said
'Thou shall not steal.'
'Not steal? We're not interested.'
Then He went to the French and said,
I have Commandments.'
The French too wanted an example and the Lord said,
'Thou shall not commit adultery.'
Not commit adultery? We're not interested.'
Finally, He went to the Jews and said,
'I have Commandments.'
'Commandments?'
They said,
'How much are they?'
'They're free.'
'We'll take 10.'

There, that should offend just about everybody.

:tongue: bigsmile :banana:

Urg04es's photo
Tue 05/26/09 09:58 AM
As usual, you are on top of your game! LOL! rofl rofl rofl

motowndowntown's photo
Tue 05/26/09 09:59 AM
Yes it probably will. And you probably will hear about it.

AndyBgood's photo
Tue 05/26/09 10:02 AM
I say it is better to be pissed off than pissed on!

Way to go, an Equal opportunity Offender!

Glad to know I am not the only one...drinker

Jill298's photo
Tue 05/26/09 10:18 AM
I'm offended that I didn't get offended ohwell laugh

no photo
Tue 05/26/09 10:20 AM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

OrangeCat's photo
Tue 05/26/09 10:21 AM
yawn

shoesmonkey's photo
Tue 05/26/09 10:46 AM

I'm offended that I didn't get offended ohwell laugh
Yeah, I'm offended too that I was not included in the offendedees list. I'm German, Irish and, Canadian Indian. Where's my offend's?

lilott's photo
Tue 05/26/09 10:53 AM
Love it

FreneteicAmnesic's photo
Tue 05/26/09 10:57 AM
I'm irish who cares