Ok, I think I was gently drunk today..now it's midnight and the alcohol kinda worn off..I'm sober again.

How ya feeling now, time for another drink?

Nahhh..can't do it lol..I'm sleepy. Here is what I was taking shots with a bunch of guys:
I had it "imported" (lol) from Hungary.

Is that real, like a real bottle of booze from Hungry?

Yup! Barack means peaches.

It's like moonshine I guess. Like brandy. but it's very tasty and gets you drunk within minutes..

I didn't though..others literally flipped off the chair lol, it was a fun night.

google: Barack Palinka

What a lucky duck you are I never knew someone can be gently drunk

Peach flavored moonshine....hmmmm

I like peaches, last time I drank liquor
I threw up before I swallowed the shot...
it was bad, people around me were not happy.

Would you tell us if you flipped off your chair?

There is only one person every seen me drunk, and that's my older brother at my 16th birthday.

Yep..I have such a record.

The question is, whether I am drunk or not and I'm just such an excellent actor that no one notices that I am drunk .......or I am never drunk.

Others swear they have never ever seen me drunk and they are right, they have never..not even my mother..she just told someone "I have never seen him drunk ever in my life" .

Yep I would tell you if i would be flipping off my chair drunk.

Since I don't drink I know when someone has a buzz, even if you don't 'seem' drunk, I can smell booze a mile away.

I hope you had a great day!

How many fingers am I holding up??

Old Military trick for instant sobering up. This really works too but the side effects...

Make the inebriate breath straight (medical Grade!!!) o2. Side effects, Headache from hell, the coldest sweats you will ever experience, and all the regrets of being a drunk shart head if applicable (did the inebriate do something they know they will regret?).

It does work! But then again how often do you drink all night long???

It was a great Fourth of July! I was a bit foolish and got a little more than gently drunk.

I've been pretty smashed all weekend Good thing I can compose myself when drunk

I got a bit drunk on Saturday, but i think i kept it together well!!

Was I the only sober one through the weekend??

Seems so..I think I'll start drinking again, see what it's like.

I need a shot of something strong about now... got any left?

Nah, don't do that. I was sober too.
Had my green iced tead with pomegrant or however you spell it.