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Topic: Should I poke it with a stick?
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Fri 08/13/10 08:21 PM
So... the other day I bought a pet rock and I was told by multiple sources to walk it. Well, I just took my string and taped it to it, but it wont move!

Please Help Me!

Is it dead?

What am I doing wrong?!


soufiehere's photo
Fri 08/13/10 08:31 PM
Wake up.
You have regressed to the 70's.

delilady's photo
Fri 08/13/10 08:41 PM
he needs a girl rock to get him motivated

RowBaby's photo
Fri 08/13/10 08:41 PM
Pour water on it

RowBaby's photo
Fri 08/13/10 08:41 PM

he needs a girl rock to get him motivated


hahahahaha!

Goofball73's photo
Fri 08/13/10 08:46 PM

Pour water on it


Isn't that what you do for a Chia Pet?

misterfreeze's photo
Fri 08/13/10 08:47 PM
This is so cheesy lame, but I'll say it anyway. "Have you tried to roll it?"

newarkjw's photo
Fri 08/13/10 08:49 PM
He is just resting.........smokin

RowBaby's photo
Fri 08/13/10 08:50 PM


Pour water on it


Isn't that what you do for a Chia Pet?


Yes, maybe if he does it will sprout legs in 3-4 days.

FireOfThePhoenix's photo
Fri 08/13/10 08:50 PM
You were suppose to attach it to a bungie cord with bubble gum sheesh


Amateurs!

Goofball73's photo
Fri 08/13/10 08:51 PM

he needs a girl rock to get him motivated


To make him "Rock Hard"!

Terri720's photo
Fri 08/13/10 08:58 PM


he needs a girl rock to get him motivated


To make him "Rock Hard"!
laugh

RowBaby's photo
Fri 08/13/10 09:11 PM
wrap him in wax paper so he slides better.

AndyBgood's photo
Fri 08/13/10 09:45 PM
Tie or tape him to your shoe!

no photo
Fri 08/13/10 10:38 PM
I tried all of your suggestions, but to no avail. ohwell

I poked it with a stick, and it moved, but only a couple of inches. The thing is, it only moves when I poke it, and mysteriously it only moves in the direction I poke it in. what

I'm stumped!

I would hate to poke it to death... sad2

newarkjw's photo
Fri 08/13/10 10:41 PM
You could get a little wagon for it and take it for a walk......smokin

no photo
Fri 08/13/10 11:01 PM

You could get a little wagon for it and take it for a walk......smokin


Brilliant! drinker smokin

catchme_ifucan's photo
Fri 08/13/10 11:03 PM
A good poke should fix anything shades

soufiehere's photo
Sat 08/14/10 06:08 AM


You could get a little wagon for it and take it for a walk......smokin

Brilliant! drinker smokin

Genius.
SOMEone has had rocks for pets before.

Beachfarmer's photo
Sat 08/14/10 06:22 AM
Edited by Beachfarmer on Sat 08/14/10 07:10 AM
Yeah..my rock just kinda lays there too.

Reminds me of my ex though.

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