I spent 26 glorious years as reigning Dungeon Master around here. (I am gonna need all you b*+ches to roll a 10 sided die for initiative this round). My first edition DM's guide was signed by the dork god himself .....Gary Gygax...BOW YOUR HEADS PEASANTS!!!!!)

I have whacked it to EVERY female(oid) on Star Trek ....the original AND Next Generation.

I still wanna hump an awful lot of cartoon chicks.

I think chicks in labcoats with horn rimmed glasses are sooooooooo sexi!

If I was gay, I would do Bill Nye.

I speak dork, geek and nerdish fluently.

I know what the pliesticene epoch is.

I can tell the difference between an oviraptor and a utahraptor....if you try to correct me with "velociraptor" I will sneer at your non dorkish ignorance. (Velociraptors are merely juvenile utahraptors as was conclusively proven in 1992....but Jurassic Park had already imbedded flawed data into your feeble cortexes.....I did research for the museums of Natural History for the paleontology dept in preparation for the release of Jurassic Park)

BEHOLD THE UBERDORK! (Fear my nerditude......)

will you marry me...?

Anyone who plays or has played any type of pen & paper RPG should check out this film-

The Gamers: Dorkness Rising
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvH4PskPZ4M

It's Clerks for the D&D crowd.

And the Geeks shall inherit the Earth!

And a Geek might leave you something to inherit.