You fall into the water, and get hopping angry. When you jump on the boat and miss.

You will be winning on number two though, with an instant advantage: You'll be wild and wet.

No need for H2O to gain that advantage Wux. The first half of rule one has deterred men for most of the last 15 years now!

The second part of rule #1 is even more of a deterrent. "She is a house-keeper. That can only mean... that she keeps the house...? after we split up? Well. Screw that."

:-)

Topic: How to get and keep a man

Other posts you've made in different topics are just like this: male bashing. If you really believe all men are like this why are you here? Why would you want to be in a relationship with such a discusting example of human kind?

Do I sense someone still has anger from a broken marriage, a radical feminist or both?

Just be yourself.
A real man is a keeper when he accepts you for who you are and respects your decisions.

You are refreshingly unique!

I totally agree that you should be yourself.

My post was mostly a joke based on a thread that asked the question about how to make a man happy.

You should be yourself now and forever. Don't pretend to be what you are not. And don't let him try to change you. And don't try to change him.

I think u are right.

you got it. a good man is hard to find but easy to keep. we're soooooo simple. i take issue with number one however. most women like to cook and keep a clean house so they think we want the same. my experience is that most men could care less. not that we have a problem with good food and clean houses. the problem comes when a woman shouts, "i slave in the kitchen for hours making you dinner and work all day keeping a clean house for you" as an example of how much you gals do for us. if you'll think about it, i think you'll find that you do those things more for you. but you got good wood on 2, 3 and 4. homerun, it's outta the park. touch em all. whatever i want as tv goes is baseball obviously. lol.

seems the question is not what a man has to do to be "a keeper." seems the question is, when you've found a keeper, what do YOU do to keep him?

Thats true

The PERSON (may be He /She) who need only sex,sex,sex dont even marry ( & shall not really marry) with someone & keeps enjoying with different partners in thier own way.

Certainly every man expects certain things FOR SURE from his wife & those are obviously varried from person to person.It is quite hard & would be a blame game to list out the expectaions & stick those to every person.

For example no one can say surely that each & every Husband will necessarily expect his wife to be a good cook.Many people thinks that she is not needed to be a good cook when there is hired cook,why shall she waste her time in that when she is able to do something more creative /productive than cooking / house keeping.




Every person's expectations are bound with his desires,dreams,ambitions & the abilities of the person from whom he is expecting.

Marrital Relationship is bound with sexual & immotional interactions. Longer they are living together happily,more they are enjoying every interaction.

Expectations are much flexible of every person living in longer relationship.Both they always tend to limit their expectations if those are troublesome for partner ( he & she too).This is individuals job to identify expectation of his / her partner,these can never be list out as "Mans expectations from wife" or "Womans expectation from husband"

Those whose expectations are much rigid & are not being satisfied by their partner tend to divorce & no more they remain husband & wife & no more they expect something from each other.

Some common expectations may be Loyalty,Physical fitness,Romantic & playfull nature,respect,love etc. etc. but these or any other expectation can never be termed as a mans expectation from his wife,same can be the womans expectation from her husband.

i can do with out 3 and 4 .........lol

my problem is getting rid of them!

I agree...gotta get "creative" to get them out..

Here are some other ways to get and keep a man.

1. Offer to fix him dinner if he comes to your house.
2. Chloroform him or use the date rape drug.
3. When he wakes up he will be in the cellar behind bars.

You can keep him as a pet. He will probably not object if you give him a large screen t.v. and feed him well. Before you have sex with him, make him handcuff himself to the wall.

Hog the em to the bed post

LOL! had to have my mean-azz little sister break up with the last one for me!

LMAO...I had my son "get in his face" and threaten...we forever after called my son the terminator...the man left within 24 hours
fireflysgirl...I have a feeling you and I would be best friends, we think so much alike lol