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According to the thread about what a man needs to be happy, all a woman has to do to get and keep a man is: 1. Be a really good cook and house keeper. 2. Love lots of sex and give blow jobs. 3. Worship him as a god. 4. Let him watch football or whatever he likes on T.V. more along the lines of: 1. Be attractive, stay attractive. (if you don't want your man to consider sleeping with someone else, give him something on which to focus his attention. 2. Treat him like he's the second most important person in your life and the most important man in your life. (yourself being number one, but not to the point of being a selfish diva) 3. Put out regularly because you actually enjoy sex and never use sex as a bargaining tool. Sex should never be given as a reward for good behavior or withheld because you didn't get your way. 4. Don't cause your man any grief. The last thing a man wants is to put up with a woman acting like a spoiled child. A man wants to have an upfront and mature relationship. High maintenance women are undesirable. This is just my personal opinion. This man doesn't want to be worshiped or fed. As far as the TV goes, we men use it as an escape from reality. Whether it be sports, movies, or video games, it helps us discharge our mental batteries. . . . I agree. Especially about TV. I would much rather have a woman who wants to do things socially. I want a friend as well as a lover. The idiot box (TV) is a last resort for me if there is nothing going on. Give me a woman who can talk intelligently and we have things in common to do outside the bedroom and I'd be as happy as a clam. The bedroom is the ultimate culmination of a full day of activities together. |
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This is not the olden times where women were not considered equal. That man better do just as much for you as you do for him otherwise that is considered very very chauvinistic! Occasionally it is nice to pamper your man so to say but remember about you too. Don't make yourself miserable but remember not to cross the line. There really should not be a section called how to get a man and keep one. This sounds like a woman has to be an actress altogether. This is why relationships don't last because people don't know what each other is like from the start. I encourage people to be themselves from the start you should never have to worry about how to keep a man. If they truly like you from the start you won't have to worry about how to keep him he will always like you for you and won't want to walk away. Just don't become a huge complainer that will drive anyone away.
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Love the humor some men really do need to be tied up to be loyal thats for sure.
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duct tape and a big gun?
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According to the thread about what a man needs to be happy, all a woman has to do to get and keep a man is: 1. Be a really good cook and house keeper. 2. Love lots of sex and give blow jobs. 3. Worship him as a god. 4. Let him watch football or whatever he likes on T.V. more along the lines of: 1. Be attractive, stay attractive. (if you don't want your man to consider sleeping with someone else, give him something on which to focus his attention. 2. Treat him like he's the second most important person in your life and the most important man in your life. (yourself being number one, but not to the point of being a selfish diva) 3. Put out regularly because you actually enjoy sex and never use sex as a bargaining tool. Sex should never be given as a reward for good behavior or withheld because you didn't get your way. 4. Don't cause your man any grief. The last thing a man wants is to put up with a woman acting like a spoiled child. A man wants to have an upfront and mature relationship. High maintenance women are undesirable. This is just my personal opinion. This man doesn't want to be worshiped or fed. As far as the TV goes, we men use it as an escape from reality. Whether it be sports, movies, or video games, it helps us discharge our mental batteries. . . . I think I'm gonna throw up after reading this one...if you want ur woman to "put out" instead of putting YOU out treat her decent - help with the housework and cooking, n don't spend every free minute staring at that idiot box because that's truly who it's for - idiots and don't expect sex to take 5 minutes - if ur not in it for the romance factor we will find another man who is have a nice day |
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duct tape and a big gun? I like it! 
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According to the thread about what a man needs to be happy, all a woman has to do to get and keep a man is: 1. Be a really good cook and house keeper. 2. Love lots of sex and give blow jobs. 3. Worship him as a god. 4. Let him watch football or whatever he likes on T.V. more along the lines of: 1. Be attractive, stay attractive. (if you don't want your man to consider sleeping with someone else, give him something on which to focus his attention. 2. Treat him like he's the second most important person in your life and the most important man in your life. (yourself being number one, but not to the point of being a selfish diva) 3. Put out regularly because you actually enjoy sex and never use sex as a bargaining tool. Sex should never be given as a reward for good behavior or withheld because you didn't get your way. 4. Don't cause your man any grief. The last thing a man wants is to put up with a woman acting like a spoiled child. A man wants to have an upfront and mature relationship. High maintenance women are undesirable. This is just my personal opinion. This man doesn't want to be worshiped or fed. As far as the TV goes, we men use it as an escape from reality. Whether it be sports, movies, or video games, it helps us discharge our mental batteries. . . . I think I'm gonna throw up after reading this one...if you want ur woman to "put out" instead of putting YOU out treat her decent - help with the housework and cooking, n don't spend every free minute staring at that idiot box because that's truly who it's for - idiots and don't expect sex to take 5 minutes - if ur not in it for the romance factor we will find another man who is have a nice day i find it interesting that so many words were added into what i wrote. i could swear that i didn't say anything about a woman having to do all the cooking and cleaning. and i never said anything about sitting and watching tv every free minute. and i never said anything about sex only lasting 5 minutes. also never said anything about not treating a woman decent. that's one heck of an interpreter program that you must be using. . . . |
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According to the thread about what a man needs to be happy, all a woman has to do to get and keep a man is: 1. Be a really good cook and house keeper. 2. Love lots of sex and give blow jobs. 3. Worship him as a god. 4. Let him watch football or whatever he likes on T.V. more along the lines of: 1. Be attractive, stay attractive. (if you don't want your man to consider sleeping with someone else, give him something on which to focus his attention. 2. Treat him like he's the second most important person in your life and the most important man in your life. (yourself being number one, but not to the point of being a selfish diva) 3. Put out regularly because you actually enjoy sex and never use sex as a bargaining tool. Sex should never be given as a reward for good behavior or withheld because you didn't get your way. 4. Don't cause your man any grief. The last thing a man wants is to put up with a woman acting like a spoiled child. A man wants to have an upfront and mature relationship. High maintenance women are undesirable. This is just my personal opinion. This man doesn't want to be worshiped or fed. As far as the TV goes, we men use it as an escape from reality. Whether it be sports, movies, or video games, it helps us discharge our mental batteries. . . . I think I'm gonna throw up after reading this one...if you want ur woman to "put out" instead of putting YOU out treat her decent - help with the housework and cooking, n don't spend every free minute staring at that idiot box because that's truly who it's for - idiots and don't expect sex to take 5 minutes - if ur not in it for the romance factor we will find another man who is have a nice day i find it interesting that so many words were added into what i wrote. i could swear that i didn't say anything about a woman having to do all the cooking and cleaning. and i never said anything about sitting and watching tv every free minute. and i never said anything about sex only lasting 5 minutes. also never said anything about not treating a woman decent. that's one heck of an interpreter program that you must be using. . . .  
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According to the thread about what a man needs to be happy, all a woman has to do to get and keep a man is: 1. Be a really good cook and house keeper. 2. Love lots of sex and give blow jobs. 3. Worship him as a god. 4. Let him watch football or whatever he likes on T.V. more along the lines of: 1. Be attractive, stay attractive. (if you don't want your man to consider sleeping with someone else, give him something on which to focus his attention. 2. Treat him like he's the second most important person in your life and the most important man in your life. (yourself being number one, but not to the point of being a selfish diva) 3. Put out regularly because you actually enjoy sex and never use sex as a bargaining tool. Sex should never be given as a reward for good behavior or withheld because you didn't get your way. 4. Don't cause your man any grief. The last thing a man wants is to put up with a woman acting like a spoiled child. A man wants to have an upfront and mature relationship. High maintenance women are undesirable. This is just my personal opinion. This man doesn't want to be worshiped or fed. As far as the TV goes, we men use it as an escape from reality. Whether it be sports, movies, or video games, it helps us discharge our mental batteries. . . . I think I'm gonna throw up after reading this one...if you want ur woman to "put out" instead of putting YOU out treat her decent - help with the housework and cooking, n don't spend every free minute staring at that idiot box because that's truly who it's for - idiots and don't expect sex to take 5 minutes - if ur not in it for the romance factor we will find another man who is have a nice day i find it interesting that so many words were added into what i wrote. i could swear that i didn't say anything about a woman having to do all the cooking and cleaning. and i never said anything about sitting and watching tv every free minute. and i never said anything about sex only lasting 5 minutes. also never said anything about not treating a woman decent. that's one heck of an interpreter program that you must be using. . . . Personally if I get what was stated above, I would love to give her what is Listed as well and a lot more. I would actually enjoy doing things for her as she is making me a happy man. Essentially I would be very proud to vall her my girlfriend or wife. The biggest problems are what men need and what women need don't always line up. But I believe if one is getting all they need they will want to give their partner what they need as well. And both will be happy to do it. Ok this is when there are no life pressures on the relationship ... Life pressures are when you find out who they truly are. |
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Get a man and keep him? Hmmmm Men are easy to find ... they are everywhere ... to keep one requires duct tape  Wait! How much tape? Depends how much he squirms Hey there stranger Hm, is this a good thing or bad  Good to see you  Guess that depends on the man   Hey, just say "no" to duct tape! When it comes time to remove it — and, yes, you do need to remove it eventually — you'll rip out hair (if you're lucky) or rip off flesh (if you're unlucky). No! Bad ArtGurl! Oh Resserts ... you know I'm kidding
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Iam of the same opinion as you women the same things as men do
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Oh Resserts ... you know I'm kidding If you'd like to use rope instead, ArtGurl, we might be able to work something out. 
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Oh Resserts ... you know I'm kidding If you'd like to use rope instead, ArtGurl, we might be able to work something out. Ewww rope burn! Fuzzy handcuffs, people, what is wrong with you!?! |
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According to the thread about what a man needs to be happy, all a woman has to do to get and keep a man is: 1. Be a really good cook and house keeper. 2. Love lots of sex and give blow jobs. 3. Worship him as a god. 4. Let him watch football or whatever he likes on T.V. I've done that. Just makes them "weak". Seriously. I was married for 19 years. I apologize if I am offending anybody, but I feel a Man needs to be a Man. A woman needs to be a woman. We came into this World with different gifts. Ok. So a girl can't cook, and the guy is a wimp. Well, what else can you draw out of that collective arsenal? |
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Oh Resserts ... you know I'm kidding If you'd like to use rope instead, ArtGurl, we might be able to work something out. Ewww rope burn! Fuzzy handcuffs, people, what is wrong with you!?! cotton rope don't burn! |
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According to the thread about what a man needs to be happy, all a woman has to do to get and keep a man is: 1. Be a really good cook and house keeper. 2. Love lots of sex and give blow jobs. 3. Worship him as a god. 4. Let him watch football or whatever he likes on T.V. I've done that. Just makes them "weak". Seriously. I was married for 19 years. I apologize if I am offending anybody, but I feel a Man needs to be a Man. A woman needs to be a woman. We came into this World with different gifts. Ok. So a girl can't cook, and the guy is a wimp. Well, what else can you draw out of that collective arsenal? Sorry, but I must be completely truthful. I HATE WEAK MEN. Sensitive men-I understand. WEAK=FREAK. Gag. Gross. |
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Oh Resserts ... you know I'm kidding If you'd like to use rope instead, ArtGurl, we might be able to work something out. Ewww rope burn! Fuzzy handcuffs, people, what is wrong with you!?! cotton rope don't burn! Sounds like you know from experience.
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I just need a cool girl that'll chill with me on the couch and watch tv
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Oh Resserts ... you know I'm kidding If you'd like to use rope instead, ArtGurl, we might be able to work something out. Ewww rope burn! Fuzzy handcuffs, people, what is wrong with you!?! cotton rope don't burn! Wanna bet! LOL! |
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According to the thread about what a man needs to be happy, all a woman has to do to get and keep a man is: 1. Be a really good cook and house keeper. 2. Love lots of sex and give blow jobs. 3. Worship him as a god. 4. Let him watch football or whatever he likes on T.V. What if I'll do 1.5 out of those 4? |
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