Topic: How to get and keep a man
RainbowTrout's photo
Sat 04/09/11 12:52 PM
Bad duct tape can be as useless as no duct tape. That is the trouble with women they just don't take duct tape serious enough. I mean what if the blow up doll develops a leak. Would you trust your prized blow up doll just to any duct tape? I would get the duct tape with the duck on the label. Show your blow up doll that you really care and that your relationship is important to you. All my blow up dolls wear duct tape with the duck on the label or they wear nothing at all.

misswright's photo
Sat 04/09/11 12:55 PM

According to the thread about what a man needs to be happy, all a woman has to do to get and keep a man is:


1. Be a really good cook and house keeper.
2. Love lots of sex and give blow jobs.
3. Worship him as a god.
4. Let him watch football or whatever he likes on T.V.









Well that explains it! I can't cook worth a damn!! Why do I always miss the boat by just THAT much?!?frustrated :tongue:

mightymoe's photo
Sat 04/09/11 12:59 PM


According to the thread about what a man needs to be happy, all a woman has to do to get and keep a man is:


1. Be a really good cook and house keeper.
2. Love lots of sex and give blow jobs.
3. Worship him as a god.
4. Let him watch football or whatever he likes on T.V.









Well that explains it! I can't cook worth a damn!! Why do I always miss the boat by just THAT much?!?frustrated :tongue:


cooking is not a big deal, as long as the BBQ pit is ready, i can cook... but can you skin a rabbit or clean a fish?.. there are other important questions a guy needs to ask besides cooking...

msharmony's photo
Sat 04/09/11 01:00 PM



hmm

a wool cloth, some chloroform, a wheelchair, ,,,oh wait

are you talking about DATING?....lol

mightymoe's photo
Sat 04/09/11 01:02 PM




hmm

a wool cloth, some chloroform, a wheelchair, ,,,oh wait

are you talking about DATING?....lol


duct tape or rope should be in there too...

no photo
Sat 04/09/11 01:11 PM
MOST WOMEN,,,,,,,just NEED to OWN ONE THING,,,as to KEEP ME..


A finger to wrap me around,,,,,laugh ,,WELL,,thats what IT seems like anyway.....drinker :banana:

AndyBgood's photo
Sat 04/09/11 01:14 PM


I'm curious. If men really want sex sex sex... if that is the most important thing to them, my question is ..

What is it about sex with a woman that is any better than doing it with a nice looking blow-up doll or using their own hand?

If it is only the orgasm that they want they can get that anytime.

But no, they seem to want some kind of human interaction or 'relationship' right?

What is it that they want in that regard? Seriously.




Speaking of Inflatables. For those "Country" men.



Comes with CD of sheep sounds. Little Bo Peep costume purchased separately!

noway noway noway noway

What would any guy need with a good looking inflatable doll anyways? A little KY, a dirty magazine and this lovely Love Ewe (Get it???) and any guy would be happy...

sick

...except me. That has got to be the closest thing to necrophilia I can think of short of the smell. I like mine Human and Lively thank you!

But I will confess this...

99% of all men want to stick it in somewhere! I would say about 55% of us like it the normal way. About 25% fly both ways. And the rest straight out like it the wrong way! What about that 1%??? NSD (No Sex Drive)!!! But of this crowd there is that 10% Trisexual (Will try ANYTHING Sexual) Flier and it is of those I can safely say that no animals' backside is safe and that is where the Love Ewe comes in!


:banana:

AndyBgood's photo
Sat 04/09/11 01:15 PM
That is wrong on so many levels!

mightymoe's photo
Sat 04/09/11 01:16 PM

That is wrong on so many levels!


you can always tell by the nervous looking sheep...

josie68's photo
Sat 04/09/11 04:09 PM
Honestly if I couldnt keep him just by being me,
I wouldnt want him anyway.:wink:

mightymoe's photo
Sat 04/09/11 04:13 PM

Honestly if I couldnt keep him just by being me,
I wouldnt want him anyway.:wink:


well, on the flip side of that... if he didn't stay with you , then he's an idiot

no photo
Sat 04/09/11 04:32 PM

Honestly if I couldnt keep him just by being me,
I wouldnt want him anyway.:wink:



This is so true. Why waste your life trying to be something you don't want to be? The secret to happiness is finding your passion, and being yourself.


misswright's photo
Sat 04/09/11 05:11 PM



According to the thread about what a man needs to be happy, all a woman has to do to get and keep a man is:


1. Be a really good cook and house keeper.
2. Love lots of sex and give blow jobs.
3. Worship him as a god.
4. Let him watch football or whatever he likes on T.V.









Well that explains it! I can't cook worth a damn!! Why do I always miss the boat by just THAT much?!?frustrated :tongue:


cooking is not a big deal, as long as the BBQ pit is ready, i can cook... but can you skin a rabbit or clean a fish?.. there are other important questions a guy needs to ask besides cooking...


Well actually, yes I can! shades

In fact, I used to catch, clean and cook trout on a flat rock in the fire by the river right after catching 'em when I was a kid just for fun...screw high priced restaurants...that's fresh fish!:thumbsup:

But I'm telling ya, most guys don't give a crap about that kinda stuff. Doesn't matter that I can change the oil or the brake pads, roof or side the house, talk sports with the best of 'em, and hold intelligent conversations to boot. And I don't even look bad when I'm trying to look good, but just because I've burnt hard-boiled eggs before, apparently I'm outta the running! Just doesn't seem fair! slaphead ohwell




mightymoe's photo
Sat 04/09/11 05:22 PM




According to the thread about what a man needs to be happy, all a woman has to do to get and keep a man is:


1. Be a really good cook and house keeper.
2. Love lots of sex and give blow jobs.
3. Worship him as a god.
4. Let him watch football or whatever he likes on T.V.









Well that explains it! I can't cook worth a damn!! Why do I always miss the boat by just THAT much?!?frustrated :tongue:


cooking is not a big deal, as long as the BBQ pit is ready, i can cook... but can you skin a rabbit or clean a fish?.. there are other important questions a guy needs to ask besides cooking...


Well actually, yes I can! shades

In fact, I used to catch, clean and cook trout on a flat rock in the fire by the river right after catching 'em when I was a kid just for fun...screw high priced restaurants...that's fresh fish!:thumbsup:

But I'm telling ya, most guys don't give a crap about that kinda stuff. Doesn't matter that I can change the oil or the brake pads, roof or side the house, talk sports with the best of 'em, and hold intelligent conversations to boot. And I don't even look bad when I'm trying to look good, but just because I've burnt hard-boiled eggs before, apparently I'm outta the running! Just doesn't seem fair! slaphead ohwell






smitten love smitten drool

like i said, cooking is not the main issue... i actually like to cook...

josie68's photo
Sat 04/09/11 05:27 PM


Honestly if I couldnt keep him just by being me,
I wouldnt want him anyway.:wink:


well, on the flip side of that... if he didn't stay with you , then he's an idiot


rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl Tellmy ex's that, tongue2 seems like parts of them just couldnt stay in their pantstongue2 tongue2

mightymoe's photo
Sat 04/09/11 05:35 PM



Honestly if I couldnt keep him just by being me,
I wouldnt want him anyway.:wink:


well, on the flip side of that... if he didn't stay with you , then he's an idiot


rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl Tellmy ex's that, tongue2 seems like parts of them just couldnt stay in their pantstongue2 tongue2


key word there: IDIOTS... it is really not that hard to keep it tucked away...

Sneaksintoyourheart's photo
Sat 04/09/11 05:38 PM
when i get one i will be sure an make a list of how i kept this one an tell ya but till now i dont need a list lol

resserts's photo
Sat 04/09/11 05:42 PM
Edited by resserts on Sat 04/09/11 05:43 PM
1. Be a really good cook and house keeper.

If I were looking for a partner, I suppose this item would have some merit; in truth, I'm not much of a cook so it would be nice to have someone around who knows how to spice up a dish in ways that actually taste good. When it comes to housekeeping, someone a little more tidy than I am might be nice, but not to the point of being a neat-freak.

2. Love lots of sex and give blow jobs.

This item is highly subjective. Some men (and women) have very high sex drives, while others have moderate or low sex drives. Frequent sex for a lot of men just isn't appealing. I will say that I think a romantic relationship needs a fair amount of sex to help build/maintain intimacy. A sexless relationship can quickly become non-communicative, cold, and distant.

3. Worship him as a god.

I suppose we all like to feel special, but the notion of worship seems excessive. People in a relationship should put forth the effort to make each other feel they are regarded as special, admired, appreciated, etc.

4. Let him watch football or whatever he likes on T.V.

Depending on his personality, giving him his "alone time" to watch television or do something else that doesn't necessarily involve you or anyone else might be quite healthy and very appreciated. Of course, a woman is entitled to similar treatment. Perhaps she doesn't need any more alone time and instead needs some dedicated "togetherness" with her partner. He should be willing to spend time with her on a regular basis, or be fine with a weekly girls'-night-out, or whatever. Personality plays a role in what people need to feel energized and fulfilled, both within and outside the relationship.


I'm curious. If men really want sex sex sex... if that is the most important thing to them, my question is ..

What is it about sex with a woman that is any better than doing it with a nice looking blow-up doll or using their own hand?

I suspect it's the same for men as it is for women. There is a physical component, surely, but we all want some sort of emotional connection too. Even people who have casual sex with many partners are engaging in something intimate and exciting with someone who connects with them and can respond. Someone can dance alone, too, but when there's a connection with another person there is an added dimension of enjoyment and satisfaction.

If it is only the orgasm that they want they can get that anytime.

Who says it's only the orgasm? Sex for most people isn't only about an orgasm. Sex with another person is exciting. Feeling your partner's body heat, hearing his/her breathing, feeling his/her touch down your back and his/her kiss behind your ear. Who doesn't want those things? There are elements of sex that you can't achieve on your own — sort of like trying to tickle yourself — and those things all play into the charged sexual energy when there's a partner.

But no, they seem to want some kind of human interaction or 'relationship' right?

If you mean that men want a long-term relationship, well, some do and some don't, much the same way that some women want a relationship while others don't. Human interaction, however, is an innate desire — a biological need, really — and without it, life can be very lonely. People who don't have satisfactory relationships (not necessarily sexual or romantic in nature) generally have lower life expectancy.

What is it that they want in that regard? Seriously.

Can it be that all men want the same thing in the same way from a relationship or from sex? I don't think so, any more than I think all women are looking for the same things in these areas. We can make some general assumptions, but everything needs to be qualified with "some," "many," "few," etc. The only thing I can state with any certainty is what I want in regard to relationship and sex. For me, right now, I'm uninterested in a romantic relationship with anyone and I've chosen a path of celibacy for an indefinite period. Such isn't the norm, of course, but it goes to show that there's a wide variation of what men — people in general, really — need or want, and you'll likely find some men who want to jump from one bed to another, other men who are devoted and caring, some who are selfish lovers, and yet others who are extremely giving.

misswright's photo
Sat 04/09/11 06:08 PM





According to the thread about what a man needs to be happy, all a woman has to do to get and keep a man is:


1. Be a really good cook and house keeper.
2. Love lots of sex and give blow jobs.
3. Worship him as a god.
4. Let him watch football or whatever he likes on T.V.









Well that explains it! I can't cook worth a damn!! Why do I always miss the boat by just THAT much?!?frustrated :tongue:


cooking is not a big deal, as long as the BBQ pit is ready, i can cook... but can you skin a rabbit or clean a fish?.. there are other important questions a guy needs to ask besides cooking...


Well actually, yes I can! shades

In fact, I used to catch, clean and cook trout on a flat rock in the fire by the river right after catching 'em when I was a kid just for fun...screw high priced restaurants...that's fresh fish!:thumbsup:

But I'm telling ya, most guys don't give a crap about that kinda stuff. Doesn't matter that I can change the oil or the brake pads, roof or side the house, talk sports with the best of 'em, and hold intelligent conversations to boot. And I don't even look bad when I'm trying to look good, but just because I've burnt hard-boiled eggs before, apparently I'm outta the running! Just doesn't seem fair! slaphead ohwell






smitten love smitten drool

like i said, cooking is not the main issue... i actually like to cook...


I actually like to cook too, I just suck at it most of the time! If the saying "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach" is true, I'm totally screwed! laugh

It's nice to know one out of 1.5 billion of you can overlook my apparent lack of the Betty Crocker gene though. flowerforyou




wux's photo
Sat 04/09/11 06:10 PM

If the man already does 1,3, and 4


Would that make any difference?


Hehe... if hte man does 2 already, does that make a difference?