I guess you dont.
How about an albino Whoopie Goldberg lookalike
with a 6 inch clitoris who poos through the
wrong end of a funnel into a box
of dead kittens?

Seeing the real you..you have become
SO attractive.
Truth sells, plainly.

I just want to meet a Zulu woman who has a tumour on her face the size of a small car and eats babies whilst bouncing on a pogo stick.

Thanks.
If only you had a full facial tattoo, 12 anal
peircings, a gangrene leg and smelt
of blue cheese.

Feta cheese okay?

Feta is too mild, i'm sorry. I need a cheesey
smell that will make me vomit from 20 metres.

Your standards are just way too high.
I am sure circuses aross the country
are flying flags at half mast.

I'd fancy seeing you with a tribal woman with 25 rings stretching out her neck. She could retrieve apples from the highest limbs to feed and service you at the same time.

I would so tap that!

That is assuming that she has HIV and speaks like a deranged dolphin.

Otherwise she is not my type.

Now, I'm thinking, "what does a deranged dolphin sound like?" Does it make your ears bleed?

Is there anyone out there for me?
If there are no Transexuals here i would
be willing to consider really ugly women
with deep voices.
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Or if there are any attractive women that
will wear a boiler suit and let me call them
Bob?
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Any African women with plates in their
lips?
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Burns Victims?
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All i want is a burnt Downs Sydromed
African Transexual with a 12 inch lip
plate. Is that really too much to ask?
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I would settle for a 200lb hermaphroditic
crippled midget if thats all that is
available.
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I forgot to add that it would be
preferable if they had four or more
children, all from different murderous
psychotic gangster fathers.
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All i want is a woman with chronic acne
and a club foot who has a beard and no
teeth.
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Trailer park?! I dont want a rich one! I
want one that lives in a cave and eats
shrubs.
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C'mon ladies! I just want a flat chested
Thalidamide Bulgarian shot putter who's
into beastiality and self-harming.
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All i want is a wheelchair bound Aborigine
with Elephantitis of the forehead who
smokes crack through a didgeridoo.
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intelligent ladies can get lost. I just want
a retard with a face like its been hit with
a shovel, and a body like a sack of spuds.
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All i want is a bald epileptic transgendered
quadriplegic kitten rapist.
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Do you have any pictures of a hairy
pidgeon-chested one-testicled ladyboy
with no toes who talks like Stephen
Hawking?
If not how about a toothless grandad
wearing a diaper who has a poo beard and
three walking sticks stuck up his rear
passage? (I am flexible about the number
of walking sticks).
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How about an albino Whoopie Goldberg
lookalike with a 6 inch clitoris who poos
through the wrong end of a funnel into a
box of dead kittens?
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If only you had a full facial tattoo, 12
anal peircings, a gangrene leg and smelt of
blue cheese.
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My favourite was the alien because she
had an acidic vagina which burnt through
my penis.
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I just want to meet a Zulu woman who has
a tumour on her face the size of a small
car and eats babies whilst bouncing on a
pogo stick.
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I wanna meet a woman who is 12 inches
high and 7 foot wide who has chronic
constipation and faeces dripping from her
eyeballs.
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I just want a hermaphrodite with
Tourettes that wears Depends and has a
fetish for goats.
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Feta is too mild, i'm sorry. I need a
cheesey smell that will make me vomit
from 20 metres.
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I like girls who look like Hitler who have
one leg shorter than the other and have
at least one nipple which constantly leaks.
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That is assuming that she has HIV and
speaks like a deranged dolphin.
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I'm not hooking up with my mother-in-law!