Topic: Looking for a Transexual lover
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Sat 08/27/11 01:58 PM
laugh FINE!

(takes back "normal" and "clever" and googles "guise")

:tongue: flowerforyou X2

Ruth34611's photo
Sat 08/27/11 02:01 PM

laugh FINE!

(takes back "normal" and "clever" and googles "guise")

:tongue: flowerforyou X2


flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou

krupa's photo
Sat 08/27/11 02:04 PM


P.S. I aced the Go-Go's "We got the beat" last night on RockBand. I am a bad man!!!!


I know the words to every single song on their first album. :banana:


Me too!

What is tragic is that I still actually throw myself around and have fun singing it.

soufiehere's photo
Sat 08/27/11 02:07 PM

"Normal"??? That kind of name calling
is uncalled for. :angry:

He's canadian.
So it could be a pity poke.

Ruth34611's photo
Sat 08/27/11 02:16 PM



P.S. I aced the Go-Go's "We got the beat" last night on RockBand. I am a bad man!!!!


I know the words to every single song on their first album. :banana:


Me too!

What is tragic is that I still actually throw myself around and have fun singing it.


Guess that makes me tragic, too. laugh

Ruth34611's photo
Sat 08/27/11 02:16 PM


"Normal"??? That kind of name calling
is uncalled for. :angry:

He's canadian.
So it could be a pity poke.


laugh

krupa's photo
Sat 08/27/11 02:20 PM




P.S. I aced the Go-Go's "We got the beat" last night on RockBand. I am a bad man!!!!


I know the words to every single song on their first album. :banana:


Me too!

What is tragic is that I still actually throw myself around and have fun singing it.


Guess that makes me tragic, too. laugh


If you are tragic Ruth...Then I am a virgin.....we need to turn up the damned volume

Ruth34611's photo
Sat 08/27/11 02:48 PM
Edited by Ruth34611 on Sat 08/27/11 02:51 PM


I'm ready!

Dan99's photo
Sat 08/27/11 03:16 PM
So i check in briefly before bedtime to see if some fkd up beast with AIDS, Bi-polar, prostrate cancer and Jaundis has been in touch, and all you beautiful people are using my thread to chat about other sexy biotches.

I am fkn LIVID!

I will deal with you all in the morning.

Ruth34611's photo
Sat 08/27/11 03:26 PM

So i check in briefly before bedtime to see if some fkd up beast with AIDS, Bi-polar, prostrate cancer and Jaundis has been in touch, and all you beautiful people are using my thread to chat about other sexy biotches.

I am fkn LIVID!

I will deal with you all in the morning.


G'night, Dan. flowerforyou

Dan99's photo
Sat 08/27/11 10:35 PM


So i check in briefly before bedtime to see if some fkd up beast with AIDS, Bi-polar, prostrate cancer and Jaundis has been in touch, and all you beautiful people are using my thread to chat about other sexy biotches.

I am fkn LIVID!

I will deal with you all in the morning.


G'night, Dan. flowerforyou


It was quite a good night actually.

I dreamt about an old lady on deaths door, who had a severe liver problem, scurvy, ring worm, and a prolapsed anus. VERY raunchy!

Dan99's photo
Sun 08/28/11 02:11 PM
Uh-oh! My fiance is online and posting! How do i delete this thread! lol!

All i want is a pretty blonde Scottish girl that will accept me for my really strange sense of humour!

Pink_lady's photo
Sun 08/28/11 02:14 PM

Uh-oh! My fiance is online and posting! How do i delete this thread! lol!

All i want is a pretty blonde Scottish girl that will accept me for my really strange sense of humour!


I can always attach a strap on, colour a couple of my teeth in black, cut my legs down to dwarf size and smother myself in gorgonzola cheese.......you just needed to ask darlin ;)

Dan99's photo
Sun 08/28/11 02:17 PM


Uh-oh! My fiance is online and posting! How do i delete this thread! lol!

All i want is a pretty blonde Scottish girl that will accept me for my really strange sense of humour!


I can always attach a strap on, colour a couple of my teeth in black, cut my legs down to dwarf size and smother myself in gorgonzola cheese.......you just needed to ask darlin ;)


I think this is proof we are made for eachother! Brilliant.

Babe...I'm ASKING!

Pink_lady's photo
Sun 08/28/11 02:20 PM



Uh-oh! My fiance is online and posting! How do i delete this thread! lol!

All i want is a pretty blonde Scottish girl that will accept me for my really strange sense of humour!


I can always attach a strap on, colour a couple of my teeth in black, cut my legs down to dwarf size and smother myself in gorgonzola cheese.......you just needed to ask darlin ;)


I think this is proof we are made for eachother! Brilliant.

Babe...I'm ASKING!


Well we may have to compromise....how about i kneel, use parmesan instead of gorgonzola, bottle my own fart and inhale them before we kiss.....will that do?

krupa's photo
Sun 08/28/11 02:21 PM



I'm ready!


SEE!!!! Just like I said!!!! You look just like their cute bassist! Grrrrrrr Baby. Very grrrrrr.

hehehehe

Ruth34611's photo
Sun 08/28/11 02:22 PM
Edited by Ruth34611 on Sun 08/28/11 02:22 PM
Now THIS is true love. :heart: drinker

(meant for Pink Lady and Dan...of course) :tongue:

Ruth34611's photo
Sun 08/28/11 02:23 PM


SEE!!!! Just like I said!!!! You look just like their cute bassist! Grrrrrrr Baby. Very grrrrrr.

hehehehe


With or without the face cream. laugh

Dan99's photo
Sun 08/28/11 02:25 PM




Uh-oh! My fiance is online and posting! How do i delete this thread! lol!

All i want is a pretty blonde Scottish girl that will accept me for my really strange sense of humour!


I can always attach a strap on, colour a couple of my teeth in black, cut my legs down to dwarf size and smother myself in gorgonzola cheese.......you just needed to ask darlin ;)


I think this is proof we are made for eachother! Brilliant.

Babe...I'm ASKING!


Well we may have to compromise....how about i kneel, use parmesan instead of gorgonzola, bottle my own fart and inhale them before we kiss.....will that do?


I think i might actually prefer it that way actually. Can you supply me bottles of farts for me to use when you are not around?

And also, if you don't mind me asking, could i shave your hair off, baste you in oil, and leave you out in the hot sun until you look like you are 90?

krupa's photo
Sun 08/28/11 02:25 PM

Uh-oh! My fiance is online and posting! How do i delete this thread! lol!

All i want is a pretty blonde Scottish girl that will accept me for my really strange sense of humour!


THAT is the wish I hope you get brother.


You might be a mental freakshow.

But you are a good man who is a mental freakshow. I consider you a friend. Earn that wish. And stop trying to suck tape worms out of peoples colons.