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Topic: Looking for a Transexual lover
Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sun 08/14/11 03:38 PM
I'll hook you up with my sister. HUBBA HUBBA! I have lots to write right now, but only one hand to type it with.

ybcat1 Joined Sat 12/29/07 Posts: 530	Sun 08/14/11 03:44 PM
I'll hook you up with my sister. HUBBA HUBBA! I have lots to write right now, but only one hand to type it with. Dan, you're just being funny, right? You're not serious?

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sun 08/14/11 03:51 PM
I have never been more serious in my life! All i want is a wheelchair bound Aborigine with Elephantitis of the forehead who smokes crack through a didgeridoo.

2KidsMom Joined Tue 09/30/08 Posts: 58206	Thu 08/18/11 12:59 PM


soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45325	Thu 08/18/11 01:58 PM
Dan, you're just being funny, right? You're not serious? Honey, honey, we are in the zone. If you can keep a straight face you are in the wrong place :-)

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Thu 08/18/11 04:18 PM
Dan! You and I have GOT to go hang out sometime Bro! You renew my hope about having my army of midget battle hookers to sweep out of the arctic as they have been huddling among the penguins as we mass my army. We will sweep across the globe like the Polish storm troopers taking the beaches of Hawaii on D-Day. Then I shall declare myself Emperor again. On THAT day my friend....we are gonna get you the most f**ed up chick on the planet. Wait for my signal.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sat 08/20/11 12:25 AM
I am ready and waiting Krupa. As soon as you give the signal i will get my Legion of Angry Hermaphrodites to joing forces with your Battle Midgets.

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21332	Sat 08/20/11 10:24 AM
The constipated leaders of self-righteousness quake in their collective wing tips at the very thought.

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Sat 08/20/11 10:30 AM
The constipated leaders of self-righteousness quake in their collective wing tips at the very thought. You damned right!

Troublebug Joined Sat 09/11/10 Posts: 10912	Sat 08/20/11 06:25 PM
Hey I met this one the other day, maybe I could get her number for ya? She was with this lady. (who brings her own black guy everywhere)

ybcat1 Joined Sat 12/29/07 Posts: 530	Sat 08/20/11 07:00 PM
Dan, you're just being funny, right? You're not serious? Honey, honey, we are in the zone. If you can keep a straight face you are in the wrong place :-) Then I'm in the right place, cause I've bee LMAO!

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Sat 08/20/11 07:32 PM
Dan, you're just being funny, right? You're not serious? Honey, honey, we are in the zone. If you can keep a straight face you are in the wrong place :-) Then I'm in the right place, cause I've bee LMAO! That made me twitch....down there. :)

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sat 08/20/11 11:29 PM
Hey I met this one the other day, maybe I could get her number for ya? She was with this lady. (who brings her own black guy everywhere) To me that is pornographic material!

Troublebug Joined Sat 09/11/10 Posts: 10912	Sat 08/20/11 11:35 PM
Hey I met this one the other day, maybe I could get her number for ya? She was with this lady. (who brings her own black guy everywhere) To me that is pornographic material! well then Your welcome sweetie!

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Tue 08/23/11 07:24 PM
I always thought you to be a man of very discriminating tastes in birds. Now I know it. All i want is a burnt Downs Sydromed African Transexual with a 12 inch lip plate. Is that really too much to ask? I really think that kind of inflexibility in your preferences will prevent you from finding the kind of caring love you seem to want. A lot of your preferences are shallow and based on the physical, appearances only! You know we beautiful size 10-12 women who go to the gym 3 times a week & wear expensive perfume, make up and well coiffed hair and pricy pedicures .....wellllll....we need love too

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Tue 08/23/11 08:52 PM
I always thought you to be a man of very discriminating tastes in birds. Now I know it. All i want is a burnt Downs Sydromed African Transexual with a 12 inch lip plate. Is that really too much to ask? I really think that kind of inflexibility in your preferences will prevent you from finding the kind of caring love you seem to want. A lot of your preferences are shallow and based on the physical, appearances only! You know we beautiful size 10-12 women who go to the gym 3 times a week & wear expensive perfume, make up and well coiffed hair and pricy pedicures .....wellllll....we need love too All you beautiful intelligent ladies can get lost. I just want a retard with a face like its been hit with a shovel, and a body like a sack of spuds.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Tue 08/23/11 09:04 PM
All i want is a bald epileptic transgendered quadriplegic kitten rapist.

Troublebug Joined Sat 09/11/10 Posts: 10912	Wed 08/24/11 12:24 AM Edited by Troublebug on Wed 08/24/11 12:26 AM
Hey Dan I think I found a few more candidates for your future ex-wife. MMEEEEEOOOOOOWWWW!!!! I figure at the VERY least it gives you more masturbation material.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 08/24/11 05:17 AM
Sorry it took me so long to reply, but those pictures have been keeping me VERY occupied! I would love an orgy with all of them at once! Do you have any pictures of a hairy pidgeon-chested one-testicled ladyboy with no toes who talks like Stephen Hawking? If not how about a toothless grandad wearing a diaper who has a poo beard and three walking sticks stuck up his rear passage? (I am flexible about the number of walking sticks).

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Thu 08/25/11 08:51 AM
I guess you dont. How about an albino Whoopie Goldberg lookalike with a 6 inch clitoris who poos through the wrong end of a funnel into a box of dead kittens?