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Topic: Looking for a Transexual lover
Dan99's photo
Sun 08/14/11 12:44 PM
Is there anyone out there for me?

If there are no Transexuals here i would be willing to consider really ugly women with deep voices.


Dan99's photo
Sun 08/14/11 12:55 PM
Or if there are any attractive women that will wear a boiler suit and let me call them Bob?

Dan99's photo
Sun 08/14/11 01:11 PM
Any African women with plates in their lips?

Dan99's photo
Sun 08/14/11 01:18 PM
Burns Victims?

motowndowntown's photo
Sun 08/14/11 01:19 PM
I always thought you to be a man of very discriminating tastes in birds. Now I know it.

Dan99's photo
Sun 08/14/11 01:22 PM

I always thought you to be a man of very discriminating tastes in birds. Now I know it.


All i want is a burnt Downs Sydromed African Transexual with a 12 inch lip plate. Is that really too much to ask?

nwlondondave's photo
Sun 08/14/11 01:24 PM
laugh

motowndowntown's photo
Sun 08/14/11 01:26 PM
I think all you need to do is start a "hey hook me up" post in the newbs section.

Dan99's photo
Sun 08/14/11 01:33 PM

I think all you need to do is start a "hey hook me up" post in the newbs section.


I don't think that tactic would work too well, i might get beautiful busty blondes trying to hook up with me. That would just be a waste of my time.

I would settle for a 200lb hermaphroditic crippled midget if thats all that is available.

motowndowntown's photo
Sun 08/14/11 01:41 PM


I think all you need to do is start a "hey hook me up" post in the newbs section.


I don't think that tactic would work too well, i might get beautiful busty blondes trying to hook up with me. That would just be a waste of my time.

I would settle for a 200lb hermaphroditic crippled midget if thats all that is available.


I did know a 199lb hermaphrodite transsexual but she/he wasn't a midget and I think she/he moved to Edinburgh to finish writing a cookbook on the variations of haggis.

Dan99's photo
Sun 08/14/11 01:45 PM



I think all you need to do is start a "hey hook me up" post in the newbs section.


I don't think that tactic would work too well, i might get beautiful busty blondes trying to hook up with me. That would just be a waste of my time.

I would settle for a 200lb hermaphroditic crippled midget if thats all that is available.


I did know a 199lb hermaphrodite transsexual but she/he wasn't a midget and I think she/he moved to Edinburgh to finish writing a cookbook on the variations of haggis.


I'm not hooking up with my mother-in-law!

soufiehere's photo
Sun 08/14/11 01:59 PM
Finally.
Something about you we can really SELL.

Rainy5's photo
Sun 08/14/11 02:10 PM
funny...

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Sun 08/14/11 02:10 PM


I always thought you to be a man of very discriminating tastes in birds. Now I know it.


All i want is a burnt Downs Sydromed African Transexual with a 12 inch lip plate. Is that really too much to ask?


There are more of those out there than there are women without kids....

frustrated

Dan99's photo
Sun 08/14/11 02:49 PM



I always thought you to be a man of very discriminating tastes in birds. Now I know it.


All i want is a burnt Downs Sydromed African Transexual with a 12 inch lip plate. Is that really too much to ask?


There are more of those out there than there are women without kids....

frustrated


I forgot to add that it would be preferable if they had four or more children, all from different murderous psychotic gangster fathers.

Dan99's photo
Sun 08/14/11 03:11 PM
All i want is a woman with chronic acne and a club foot who has a beard and no teeth.

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Sun 08/14/11 03:16 PM

All i want is a woman with chronic acne and a club foot who has a beard and no teeth.


There are at least a dozen of them in the trailer park down the street.


Dan99's photo
Sun 08/14/11 03:19 PM


All i want is a woman with chronic acne and a club foot who has a beard and no teeth.


There are at least a dozen of them in the trailer park down the street.



Trailer park?! I dont want a rich one! I want one that lives in a cave and eats shrubs.

Dan99's photo
Sun 08/14/11 03:29 PM
C'mon ladies! I just want a flat chested Thalidamide Bulgarian shot putter who's into beastiality and self-harming.


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Sun 08/14/11 03:33 PM
I'll hook you up with my sister.


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