Hell of a statement.

I guess you wear miniskirts with high leather boots when you are a c.

And you wear dark n sexy flannel thermal underwear with lace and pepperoni, when you are a d.

(Whatevers b., c., and d., mean.)

Should that be "andres' for the day?" Or, going out on a limb, and "andres's for the day"?

My hair used to look like this:



My mom made me dye it back to boring brown when I was in high school. Getting highlights was the first time I did something a little outside myself. Certainly not the last. But I don't change my looks to impress. I pretty much have the same look whatever I do to my appearance. I think losing weight was the only thing that really changed me as a whole. I don't really wear much makeup, but for parties and stuff, I pretend its Halloween. Its always fun to play around with that stuff but I'm not that high maintenance.

I'd have to thank someone else in my family somewhere. Recessive genes. Both my parents have dark brown eyes.

how'd you know?

I dye my hair, quite often actually. Usually funky colors. I do it because I think it's a fun thing to do. It ends up getting a bit addictive actually. I also own far more makeup than I use. It's just fun to have. I usually just play around with it.

- brush my teeth
- wear black
- shave
- Snip my nosehair
- trim my ear hair
- cut my own hair
- rub soap all over my naked self then stand under showering hot water
- go to washroom, do my job, and wipe myself clean

ewwwwww!

I love hair color, too. But, I hardly wear any makeup. Mainly because it looks like crap on me about half way through the day. So, I stick to simple neutrals and lip gloss.

Okay, so I lied, twice a year, if it rains pretty hard.

At such times, the locals cannot figure out if they should thank me or arrest me.

I dye my hair, sometimes get color weaves or highlights done professionally and sometimes I just color/highlight it myself. Get lots of compliments on my haircolor "experiments". Wear makeup because look to pale without it. Also wear perfume.I really don't care what others think about wearing/not wearing makeup.It's what I like that I care about.

Ha! As if I knew anything... I'm always the last one to know, if ever.

But I know about your asbestos pj-s and underwear, to stop spontaneous combustion... you never know, do you, so it's better to be always prepared.

My parents had asbestos hepatum installed inside my skull when i was around six or seven. Doctor's orders. "Six out of five paeditraceiaaieiaians recommend this inner lining for the skull." I was a walking fire hazard throughout college during Calculus and Analytical Geometry lectures.

I think you are saying something. I confuse my body with the soul of Claudia Cardinale, and my fly (zipper) for the Vegus star formation.

Hunters don't use bait, btw. Minor detail, I know, but I wanted to let you know, coz this is the sort of thing that has the potential to have you gain or be denied entry through the pearly gates. Any spiritual belief-system is full of traps. Just sayin'.

Exactly.
I do my hair myself, I also get compliments on it a lot. Sometimes fixing yourself up makes YOU feel better. It isn't to impress other people.

I hate this "this is an odour-free environment" thing. Nobody wants to smell anything any more.

It hurts me so!! I often find that I get into fits of caughs or sneezing, until the woman next to me, a stranger, gets off the bus. Or off the boss, as the case might be. Then the fit subsides and leaves me in seconds.


This allergenic reaction is the direct results of society babying us. "Do this, don't do that." We lose our competitive edge, our toughness when we are told not to expose ourselves to environmental poisons, such as to fumes of perfumes like Chanel 5.

You know what Moses first said the the Lord, when he had been presented with the Ten Commandments? He said, "we feel we're being overregulated."

That was then. Look at us now. We can't even breathe under the suffocating pressure of governmental regulations.

I suppose it also makes a difference if one is fly fishing or trying to catch an angel.

In either case, I simply fasten and zip.

You mean angling. Or angle fishing. The seventeenth Archbishop of Canterury was a great fly fisher. All the altar boys can tell you all about it.


Or are you talking antler fishing. My auntie Eva, bless her soul, was after all the flies she could catch in her mouth. She, bless her soul, was a toad by birth. She had so wanted to become a cougar... but a toad can't change its colours.

And that brings us right back to make-up. Damn.

I have dyed my hair trying to cove the grey and wished I hadn't cause it looks weird when it grows out. And it really damages it trying to curl it or over brush it.

Not much for make up. Have to wonder how kissable chemicals are. And I know they age your skin rubbing and streaching the tissues and drying them with all the un-pronounceable stuff or the soap you wash it of with. Definitely will give you blemishes clogging up your pores when just pure water will wash most of the grime and sweat ectera off. A healthy diet and and a sun hat will do a lot to keep it soft and from breaking down faster than you can heal it maturally.

I think I have done more to try to maintain my muscles and joints by useing them than enhance my appearance. Maybe it is concieted but if every person is unique then why would I want to look like anyone but myself?

Since I was seperated from my family as a very young child and spent years looking for them maybe my perspective is differnt than many but looking like myself was the only hope I had in finding my way
"home" and it is a comfort to me to see even distant family members that look related when time has terminated most of my elders.

Actually, some makeup is anything but harsh on your skin. Depending on what you use. Too each their own though.

oily skin sucks when it comes to makeup,
but it means i won't get as wrinkly as those with dry skin.
:p
besides,
i got good skin genes.
my mother's face is flawless.