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| Topic: The mystery of "Morning Wood"... | |
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4 am.
I wake up with a raging hard on that I could pry a door open with. It is thumping me on the stomach as if to say "Hey man...I am ready to rock". Seriously....WHY? Ain't no one around but me. Don't get me wrong...I am proud of it cause...frankly..it is pretty danged impressive but, by the time I stumble through my house and get my camera set up on the tripod...the morning wood withers and shrinks up like a frightened turtle. I don't understand. This has happened since I was a young spanker. My theory is that a really sexy Faerie sprinkles magic dust down there then flies away. I wonder if I can get a grant to study the phenominon? |
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Higher testosterone levels in the morning.
Or maybe just really dirty dreams.  And it is a sign of healthy testosterone levels to my understanding. |
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Thanks...(that blows the sexy Faerie theory)
Damnit!!!! |
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Your were getting it on in the dream you can't remember.
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It's the aliens man. They're focking wit your head. It's how they get their jollys.
Wear a tin foil hat to bed. Then they won't be able to find you. |
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But, I like Fairies of hornytude with huge boobs....
If the aliens can give me that...I am good with it. So far, only a few earthlings will give me that. Just so you know Mo....I refuse Tinfoil hats...they mess up the magesty of my plumage (my hair). |
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Krupa.........DUDE...........
you are old enough to know it ain't no mystery........ you go to sleep....... you wake up...... on yer kickstand!!!!! |
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Krupa.........DUDE........... you are old enough to know it ain't no mystery........ you go to sleep....... you wake up...... on yer kickstand!!!!! Apparently, you over estimate my mentality. |
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I know what you mean man. Hard to get a good night's rest with my shlong slapping me in the face every morning. I thought it was just me
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4 am. I wake up with a raging hard on that I could pry a door open with. It is thumping me on the stomach as if to say "Hey man...I am ready to rock". Seriously....WHY? Ain't no one around but me. Don't get me wrong...I am proud of it cause...frankly..it is pretty danged impressive but, by the time I stumble through my house and get my camera set up on the tripod...the morning wood withers and shrinks up like a frightened turtle. I don't understand. This has happened since I was a young spanker. My theory is that a really sexy Faerie sprinkles magic dust down there then flies away. I wonder if I can get a grant to study the phenomenon? 
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 Uh, er, what is the problem? |
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Penile possession, a sexorcist should be contacted immediately.
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Uh, er, what is the problem? Mingle won't let me post pix of it to prove what I am saying. Probably for the best though...Most guys would feel inadequate for the rest of thier lives....the rest would just kill themselves. hehehehehehe seriously.....it is glorious. |
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Either a good sex dream or you just woke up during an erection cycle (when sleeping, a guy typically gets several erections). Try for a wet dream next time. Pretty messy, but a lot of fun.
 
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4 am. I wake up with a raging hard on that I could pry a door open with. It is thumping me on the stomach as if to say "Hey man...I am ready to rock". Seriously....WHY? Ain't no one around but me. Don't get me wrong...I am proud of it cause...frankly..it is pretty danged impressive but, by the time I stumble through my house and get my camera set up on the tripod...the morning wood withers and shrinks up like a frightened turtle. I don't understand. This has happened since I was a young spanker. My theory is that a really sexy Faerie sprinkles magic dust down there then flies away. I wonder if I can get a grant to study the phenominon? No mystery here. Just something occurring everyday for me. |
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Either a good sex dream or you just woke up during an erection cycle (when sleeping, a guy typically gets several erections). Try for a wet dream next time. Pretty messy, but a lot of fun. Sure.. that is all easy in theory...but when the dream is Kenny Loggins trying to get you to screw a cactus while yodeling ... then it isn't as easy as you may think (suprized me too) |
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Either a good sex dream or you just woke up during an erection cycle (when sleeping, a guy typically gets several erections). Try for a wet dream next time. Pretty messy, but a lot of fun. Sure.. that is all easy in theory...but when the dream is Kenny Loggins trying to get you to screw a cactus while yodeling ... then it isn't as easy as you may think (suprized me too)  I'm glad I've never had a dream like that! |
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 LOLLLLLLL Dam good show in here 
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Thanks...(that blows the sexy Faerie theory) Damnit!!!! do u really want a sexy fairy surprises me krupa would of never thought that 
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Far be it from me to crush any hopeful dreams or fantasies. Magical fairies with boner dust it is.
 Carry on. |
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