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Topic: The mystery of "Morning Wood"...
RavenousSin Joined Thu 02/23/12 Posts: 666	Fri 03/30/12 12:21 AM
It's your penis waking up with you... It's like "oh hey, happy to see ya!" Then it notices the time and it's like "Damn! It's too early for this schit... I'm going back to sleep."

Mirage4279 Joined Sat 09/04/10 Posts: 2466	Fri 03/30/12 08:28 AM
It's your penis waking up with you... It's like "oh hey, happy to see ya!" Then it notices the time and it's like "Damn! It's too early for this schit... I'm going back to sleep." It's the best time ravenous ... its the best time LoL

RavenousSin Joined Thu 02/23/12 Posts: 666	Fri 03/30/12 10:09 AM
It's your penis waking up with you... It's like "oh hey, happy to see ya!" Then it notices the time and it's like "Damn! It's too early for this schit... I'm going back to sleep." It's the best time ravenous ... its the best time LoL Well, I'm just trying to explain why its gone before that camera... though maybe his penis is camera shy or just gets bored at that point... Further study of krupa's penis will be required.

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45337	Fri 03/30/12 10:22 AM
..Further study of krupa's penis will be required. On it :-)

Mirage4279 Joined Sat 09/04/10 Posts: 2466	Fri 03/30/12 11:27 AM
It's your penis waking up with you... It's like "oh hey, happy to see ya!" Then it notices the time and it's like "Damn! It's too early for this schit... I'm going back to sleep." It's the best time ravenous ... its the best time LoL Well, I'm just trying to explain why its gone before that camera... though maybe his penis is camera shy or just gets bored at that point... Further study of krupa's penis will be required. Yeah I have the same problem whenever I am nervous. Anything that resembles stage freight and you can knock off an inch or so. That is exaclty why it happens. Mine is quite the morning person (surprised its mine and that we get along so well).

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Fri 03/30/12 04:32 PM
"Nervous"?!?!?!?!?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaa....poot.. ahem Apparently, you don't know me very well. I have have snapped quite a few penis pix in my carreer. (Just ain't caught one of my morning wood yet......it s pretty freaking magnificent)

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Fri 03/30/12 04:35 PM
Far be it from me to crush any hopeful dreams or fantasies. Magical fairies with boner dust it is. Carry on. SCHWIING! Always had the hots for her. She is very popular on alot of the adult cartoon porn sites.

RavenousSin Joined Thu 02/23/12 Posts: 666	Fri 03/30/12 04:38 PM
"Nervous"?!?!?!?!?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaa....poot.. ahem Apparently, you don't know me very well. I have have snapped quite a few penis pix in my carreer. (Just ain't caught one of my morning wood yet......it s pretty freaking magnificent) I stick by the statement that it's from boredom or being too early for dat schit.

Mirage4279 Joined Sat 09/04/10 Posts: 2466	Fri 03/30/12 08:55 PM Edited by Mirage4279 on Fri 03/30/12 08:55 PM
"Nervous"?!?!?!?!?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaa....poot.. ahem Apparently, you don't know me very well. I have have snapped quite a few penis pix in my career. (Just ain't caught one of my morning wood yet......it s pretty freaking magnificent) I stick by the statement that it's from boredom or being too early for dat schit. Well if you miss the morning wood bus you can always dress up like Tinkerbell ih the afternoon since it missed breakfast.

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Sat 03/31/12 06:28 AM
Once again, morning wood struck. It was like a ramming prow on a Roman war galley. (without all the slaves and the big sweaty guy pounding on a drum). I really need to see if I can get paid to let the scientific community study it at some of the local universities.... :) (I just want to do my part for the advancements of science)

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45337	Sat 03/31/12 07:36 AM
Once again, morning wood struck. It was like a ramming prow on a Roman war galley. (without all the slaves and the big sweaty guy pounding on a drum). I really need to see if I can get paid to let the scientific community study it at some of the local universities.... :) (I just want to do my part for the advancements of science) You can still get out! (I am assuming they will only be blocking the traffic headed YOUR way.)

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sat 03/31/12 07:53 AM
I suffer greatly from Morning Wood. So greatly in fact that i also get it in the afternoon and evening too. When i say 'i suffer', i really mean 'my partner suffers', because i always poke her with it until it goes away.

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Sat 03/31/12 09:48 AM
You make me proud Dan! That gets you another point on your MAN card.

Ghostrider2u Joined Thu 05/17/07 Posts: 6953	Sat 03/31/12 10:11 AM
I'm kinda glad for this phenomenon..... I wake on the "kickstand" EVERY morning..... Keeps me from rollin on my face and suffercating in the pillow!!!!

justme659 Joined Wed 10/03/07 Posts: 6144	Sat 03/31/12 01:54 PM
I'm kinda glad for this phenomenon..... I wake on the "kickstand" EVERY morning..... Keeps me from rollin on my face and suffercating in the pillow!!!! LOL Goodness, no one should ever suffercate in the pillow! Is there such a comparable thing as female morning wood?

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sun 04/01/12 06:05 AM
You make me proud Dan! That gets you another point on your MAN card. Thanks Krupa, that takes me up to a whole point and a half!

RoamingOrator Joined Fri 07/20/07 Posts: 4943	Sun 04/01/12 06:23 AM
It's a constant daily reminder of: "Oh by the way, your working for me!!"

vicwhit Joined Wed 08/15/07 Posts: 34	Sun 04/01/12 10:49 PM
Theory has it that is better known as a piss hard on, you wake up having to take a piss, how else is it suppose to tell you that you got to pee. Bad news is have you ever tryed to hit the damn towlet bowl, with the damn thing shooting the moon. I just hate it when the girl say's, ok I am done, now go pee!

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Mon 04/02/12 04:01 AM
Theory has it that is better known as a piss hard on, you wake up having to take a piss, how else is it suppose to tell you that you got to pee. Bad news is have you ever tryed to hit the damn towlet bowl, with the damn thing shooting the moon. I just hate it when the girl say's, ok I am done, now go pee! Just need to get the Elevation right! Might have to study an Artillery-Manual!