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| Topic: Give Me Your Best Pick Up Line! | |
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Girl, you're giving me pac-man fever! huma! hum! huma! huma!
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Yessssss! LoL
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I haven't met my quota yet...
Can you be my 10th? |
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I don't use em, but I've had a friend use this one and I laughed so hard I almost peed myself.
Is that a mirror in your pocket, 'cause I can totally see myself in your pants. |
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I luv corny pick up lines! Anyone with the balls to use a corny pick up line on me cause they think its truly going to work has automatically grabbed my attention! I like some of the old school ones....but what are some that have been used on you or that you have used on someone else?  Give me your best shot!    Cool. Extra points for that i say! If you just be yourself, then you have nothing to lose. Very nice.
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I don't use em, but I've had a friend use this one and I laughed so hard I almost peed myself. Is that a mirror in your pocket, 'cause I can totally see myself in your pants. LoL I like that one too.. |
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The best one I've heard:
"Daaaaaaaaaaamn girl, tell your parents I'm a fan of their work!" |
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Me: I can't wait until tomorrow.
Her: Why? Me: Because you get better looking every day! Her: Oh, brother. Me: And you know what? Her: What? Me: I can't wait to see how Mother Nature improves upon perfection. Her: Excuse me. I have to go home now! 
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I swear this works....
Walk past a woman...pause and say... "This is just a compliment....You are GORGEOUS!!" smile and then walk off.... I guarantee that woman will come up and be friendly a little later. The reason that cheesy lines DON'T work....is when an amature says it...they make the mistake of waiting for a reply. That makes women uncomfortable. A cheesy line WILL work when you drop it like a compliment then give the lady some space with no pressure. |
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Hot looking guy is standing at the bar...He's leaning in to order a drink, got his "boot" on the foot rail, you get the picture
 .....Just walk up, stand beside him...As you are ordering your own drink, reach over and lightly caress his butt cheek, lean in real close and whisper sweetly in his ear..."Is this seat taken?'..... 
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S'up dude??
Wanna f**k!  Spoken like a true romantic!
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Let's play house. You be the screen door, and I'll bang you all night long.
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Let's play house. You be the screen door, and I'll bang you all night long. 
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I originally said this as a smart a$$ remark to a barmaid that I had known for a while. We ended up becoming best friends for almost 10 years.
As her shift was ending I asked if she was leaving, so I could tip her. She said no she was going to come over and have a drink with my friends and I. As she came around I said to her, "Allow me to clear off a spot for you to sit" I was wiping off my mustache at the time.  
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Stick it in!
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is it hot in here? or is it just you?
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Let's play house. You be the screen door, and I'll bang you all night long. the best ne so far |
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Me (talking to someone else): I think of any single woman as being fair game.
She (sitting next to me): I've never thought of myself as "game". [Met in a college class. Became friends for awhile.] |
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i'm like a rubik's cube, the mote you play with me, the harder i get.
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nice **** biootch wanna phuck
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