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TBRich Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 8232	Thu 01/10/13 05:01 PM
I got out of the hospital late last night; I told my doctor I had the flu, she insisted I was having a heart attack and wanted to call an ambulance. Anyhow, it was pneumonia. The problem is I have a very manly chest and those gosh darn heart monitor sticky thingies hurt like heck even when you pull them off in the shower (they refused to shave my chest first); so I am still staring at the shower and probably getting a little stinky. Can anyone help kick my butt into the shower?

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48912	Thu 01/10/13 05:09 PM
I got out of the hospital late last night; I told my doctor I had the flu, she insisted I was having a heart attack and wanted to call an ambulance. Anyhow, it was pneumonia. The problem is I have a very manly chest and those gosh darn heart monitor sticky thingies hurt like heck even when you pull them off in the shower (they refused to shave my chest first); so I am still staring at the shower and probably getting a little stinky. Can anyone help kick my butt into the shower? If you are that hairy, then you could always move to the Himalayas and live like a Yeti.

justme659 Joined Wed 10/03/07 Posts: 6144	Thu 01/10/13 05:39 PM
Put some w-d 40 on those stickies for a few mins. they will come off easy. Or you can use baby oil, or mineral oil.

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45324	Thu 01/10/13 05:44 PM
Holy moley, those things stick even without hair :-) Gird your loins, maybe some cuticle scissors?

TBRich Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 8232	Thu 01/10/13 05:50 PM
9 off, 5 to go

ArtGurl Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 17722	Thu 01/10/13 05:57 PM
Watch an episode or two of Jackass to mentally prepare. Get a stick for between your teeth and call a friend to yank those bad boys off! Don't forget to film it for YouTube... Or.... You could just get adhesive remover pads from the pharmacy ... I think the active ingredient is mineral oil...vegetable oil might also work. May the force be with you.

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Thu 01/10/13 05:59 PM
I got out of the hospital late last night; I told my doctor I had the flu, she insisted I was having a heart attack and wanted to call an ambulance. Anyhow, it was pneumonia. The problem is I have a very manly chest and those gosh darn heart monitor sticky thingies hurt like heck even when you pull them off in the shower (they refused to shave my chest first); so I am still staring at the shower and probably getting a little stinky. Can anyone help kick my butt into the shower? JUST DO IT! You will be exhausted but the steam is good for you and the "clean" is a mind enhancing drug that can't be beat! GO!GO!GO!GO!

TBRich Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 8232	Thu 01/10/13 06:15 PM
Thanks everyone, only three left, but we'll get them tomorrow, no need to rush things and overdo it, nice and easy

Queene123 Joined Tue 06/26/07 Posts: 17056	Thu 01/10/13 06:51 PM
in 2011 i had a severe case of pneumonia which i didnt even know i felt fine i went to dialysis that morning and the last of the 45min that i had left on the machine i was having a major breathing issue they called the ambulance and they took me to the hospitol as to find out i also had a bactral infection and a mild heart attack in may 2012 i had a severe bactral infection and a small case of pneumonia and i told my heart doc and he said better not next may ( actually better not at all)

AndyBgood Joined Thu 12/25/08 Posts: 12437	Thu 01/10/13 07:24 PM
Mantra: The SOAP IS MY FRIEND! THE WATER WILL NOT CARRY ME AWAY TO THE LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS! MY MOMMY DOES NOT LIKE A STINKY SON! I MIGHT GET A SPANKING! THERE IS NOTHING TO FEAR FROM CLEANLINESS! If you are not motivated now I can suggest a electric cattle prod!

chas730 Joined Fri 11/02/12 Posts: 95	Fri 01/11/13 12:30 PM
Squirt lighter fluid on them and set'em on fire...That won't help loosen them up any, but it will make you forget about how much it hurts to pull'em off..

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76351	Sun 01/13/13 06:00 AM
Squirt lighter fluid on them and set'em on fire...That won't help loosen them up any, but it will make you forget about how much it hurts to pull'em off.. OMG even I had to laugh at that one.... Alcohol should help break up the sticky...

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Sun 01/13/13 06:38 AM
Just think to yourself: What would Robin Williams do?

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Sun 01/13/13 06:47 AM
Squirt lighter fluid on them and set'em on fire...That won't help loosen them up any, but it will make you forget about how much it hurts to pull'em off.. This is the manly way to go.

Unknow Joined Sat 10/21/06 Posts: 3353	Sun 01/13/13 08:03 AM
Soak them down good with baby oil a few times and they should slide off easier. Plus you'll be baby soft and smell really good