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Topic: Sexual innuendo.
Jarsno Joined Wed 12/07/11 Posts: 6283	Sat 09/13/14 07:55 AM Edited by Jarsno on Sat 09/13/14 07:56 AM


Happiness2U Joined Thu 06/19/14 Posts: 2504	Sat 09/13/14 08:06 AM Edited by Happiness2U on Sat 09/13/14 08:08 AM
"Would you like to come over and meet my cat?" "You really just want to meet my *****..." Wait that got edited??!! Sorry

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sat 09/13/14 08:11 AM


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ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Sat 09/13/14 08:30 AM Edited by ridewytepony on Sat 09/13/14 08:40 AM
Have you heard of rock & roll ...well now you know where the term came about. (African American) -Go in for an oil change or change my oil -Polish my helmet (for bj) -drain the main vain -bleed the lizard. ( or said for urination) -drain the venom from my snow snake - hump , do, bone , ball , bang , hit it, hittin' that $hit Thats good good now

Jarsno Joined Wed 12/07/11 Posts: 6283	Sat 09/13/14 08:39 AM


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SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33263	Sat 09/13/14 08:46 AM
I do think green would be rather off-putting :/

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sat 09/13/14 08:49 AM
For my next trick, I need a condom and a volunteer.... .. shoots his hand straight in the air.... so fast it almost rocked himself out of his desk... ohoh pick me please..o..pick me... waving his hand frantically in the back of the classroom..... hello over here in the back... Plck me look my way ..yep over here !!...pick me pick me.... Lol .

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sat 09/13/14 08:50 AM
I do think green would be rather off-putting :/ They don't glow in the dark Crystal!

Jesusprincessmt Joined Fri 06/21/13 Posts: 11882	Sat 09/13/14 08:50 AM
Do you want to check out this glow in the dark condom? (how naive I was. I thought I was going to see if it really glowed in the dark.)

JOHNN111 Joined Wed 05/13/09 Posts: 9273	Sat 09/13/14 08:57 AM
"pantz down, mouse up"

kc0003 Joined Fri 05/11/07 Posts: 26382	Sat 09/13/14 08:58 AM
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Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sat 09/13/14 09:00 AM
Finder, Tunger & Runn

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sat 09/13/14 09:01 AM
For my next trick, I need a condom and a volunteer.... .. shoots his hand straight in the air.... so fast it almost rocked himself out of his desk... ohoh pick me please..o..pick me... waving his hand frantically in the back of the classroom..... hello over here in the back... Plck me look my way ..yep over here !!...pick me pick me.... Lol . Don't hurt yourself D.....lmao!!

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sat 09/13/14 09:03 AM Edited by no1phD on Sat 09/13/14 09:07 AM
.. that's a .(((. BINGO..)))...LMAO..

Jarsno Joined Wed 12/07/11 Posts: 6283	Sat 09/13/14 09:03 AM
For my next trick, I need a condom and a volunteer.... .. shoots his hand straight in the air.... so fast it almost rocked himself out of his desk... ohoh pick me please..o..pick me... waving his hand frantically in the back of the classroom..... hello over here in the back... Plck me look my way ..yep over here !!...pick me pick me.... Lol . Don't hurt yourself D.....lmao!!

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sat 09/13/14 09:09 AM
For my next trick, I need a condom and a volunteer.... .. shoots his hand straight in the air.... so fast it almost rocked himself out of his desk... ohoh pick me please..o..pick me... waving his hand frantically in the back of the classroom..... hello over here in the back... Plck me look my way ..yep over here !!...pick me pick me.... Lol . Don't hurt yourself D.....lmao!! HahahahahahaHAW!!!!...

Jarsno Joined Wed 12/07/11 Posts: 6283	Sat 09/13/14 09:09 AM
lol

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33263	Sat 09/13/14 12:34 PM
I do think green would be rather off-putting :/ They don't glow in the dark Crystal! Hi Leigh! Glow in the dark .. hmmm ... of all the things I've done ... never done / seen that. Also not sure if I missed out on something?