Farmers use this flagon for holding water to do the same job as a jug.

In the past time they used a pitcher made from clay.

We used commodes or shower chairs on the elderly in the nursing homes. Wet wipes too. Doesn't spray particles all over and make airborne dropplets. ewwwwww

I got yelled at for using a bidet.

Bidet police?

Librarian claimed it's a drinking fountain.

Bubbler.

THAT'S FUNNY!!!!

also us Americans are not one to use a modified drinking fountain to clean up. i mean think about our mind set, we either want to wage war with the whole world or be very clean people to take our mind off the blood till next war

Interesting you mention that particular notion. I noticed in some US states they also provide the "ahem" paper doohickies used on the seat prior to sitting, and some they do as if it's controversial whether we should.
I prefer them and washlets, but only because I have sensitive skin and people actually use chemical things on their bodies down there then sit on public toilets...

Anyway I wanted to mention that in some of our homes we attach those sprayers previously mentioned to the toilet pipe in order to be hygienic out of choice but bidets are not easily found in hardware stores or they are so super expensive (well beyond the cost of the toilet) and space is required for them.

I enjoy the "handy sprayer" but there are many and Amazon is also a proud seller of others as well for those interested.

When I get invited for a sleepover...
I just use what ever my host has handy.

Note to self: Replace toothbrush with new one!!!

You might want to replace your hair brush while you're at it.

AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!

The residue left from hair care products is very irritating to
my super sensitive bottom.

You all rock.....!!
I never thought I would have so much fun reading this topic. Had my morning dose of laughter to start the day.
And oh....I have bidets in both my bathrooms! I start the day with a clean bum! Good day everyone!

i have been doing plumbing for about thirty years, have put in two.
muff rinser.

great idea :-) You could enhance the experience with different kinds of soaps -- aroma therapies. thank you for the amusing concept and scene