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| Topic: what does a woman want in a man | |
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Besides a bullet or a knife blade?
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A f*****g miracle, that doesn't exist!!!
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A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.� So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.� On the first floor the sign on the door reads:� Floor 1 - These men have jobs.� The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.� The second floor sign reads:� Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.� The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.� The third floor sign reads:� Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.� "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"� The fourth floor sign reads:� Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.� "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.� The fifth floor sign reads:� Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.� "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.� The sixth floor sign reads:� Floor 6 - You are visitor 6,875,953,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. |
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Roflmfao
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Besides a bullet or a knife blade? Oh, you must have met my ex-. Five years ago, she was living in Tulsa, and she shot the man she was with. |
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Edited by
Dodo_David
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Wed 01/07/15 02:45 PM
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I should add that my ex- also put a scar on my left arm, which is one reason she is now my ex-.
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No i aint met her but thanks for the heads up. Any place in particular i should avoid where she hangs out?
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Cleverness.
And, hey, this is dating. What guy hasn't been stabbed yet? Amateurs, that's who. |
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Looks like you men have all the answers.
About what women want. |
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Looks like you men have all the answers. About what women want. *smirk* I've never been especially trusting of anyone who believes he or she knows what they want before they find it. |
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Oh hell naw. I aint got none of the answers thats why im askin. I dont want to recieve either of those gifts in my first post.
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Its really easy.
All women want is for you to know what they want, before they do, and facilitate it for them. If you cant handle that, you're not with the right one. |
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I should add that my ex- also put a scar on my left arm, which is one reason she is now my ex-. My ex put a scar near my right cheek bone with a knife. Luckily its faded with time thank God im blessed with good skin but it can still be seen very vaguely... |
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In a man.... a heart of gold
 ! That's all that is required, and I don't mean the gold that glitters! Maybe a shred of decency, a dash of humor, a spot of honor......etc etc etc. thrown in???? |
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A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.� So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.� On the first floor the sign on the door reads:� Floor 1 - These men have jobs.� The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.� The second floor sign reads:� Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.� The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.� The third floor sign reads:� Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.� "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"� The fourth floor sign reads:� Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.� "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.� The fifth floor sign reads:� Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.� "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.� The sixth floor sign reads:� Floor 6 - You are visitor 6,875,953,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.  OMG I love this! Do men really think this is what we want and that women are this difficult? If so why are you here? I for one have never shot or stabbed anyone, yet.  
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Not every woman is Rosamund Pike in Gone Girl.
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Looks like you men have all the answers. About what women want. 
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Now I can add what this woman wants in a man/partner...
...Honesty, respect, patience, laughter, and love. |
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Besides a bullet or a knife blade? 6 to 10 inches... |
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Not every woman is Rosamund Pike in Gone Girl. rosamund pike!  
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