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| Topic: The "Gotcha" question from a man! | |
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It's kind of like a woman asking a man "do I look fat in this outfit"? I have always lied when a less "endowed" man has asked me about his size. How do you tell a man....um no really you are actually quite small.
Guys....why do you ask women this???? |
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 . Why it keeps hiding..?
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don't tell him....just hand him a ruler
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tell him that compared to the cast of the male villagers in the Wizard of Oz, he is a nice size.
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why on earth would a dude put himself up on the chopping block like that..lol.... chopping block.. oh I feel dizzy I gotta sit down..
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don't tell him....just hand him a ruler
Omg...you are harsh. lol |
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It's kind of like a woman asking a man "do I look fat in this outfit"? I have always lied when a less "endowed" man has asked me about his size. How do you tell a man....um no really you are actually quite small. Guys....why do you ask women this???? I never ask. I just gauge how my size is doing during those moments when she yells, "Wrong hole!!!"  
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don't tell him....just hand him a ruler
Omg...you are harsh. lol or you could tell him you will turn the heat up because it must be cold 
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why on earth would a dude put himself up on the chopping block like that..lol.... chopping block.. oh I feel dizzy I gotta sit down.. Oh I can quite guarantee you there are men that ask that question. And of course, it's always the one that is small. lol |
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.... I usually just tell them..
. two or three stitches and you will be as good as new... 
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It's kind of like a woman asking a man "do I look fat in this outfit"? I have always lied when a less "endowed" man has asked me about his size. How do you tell a man....um no really you are actually quite small. Guys....why do you ask women this???? I never ask. I just gauge how my size is doing during those moments when she yells, "Wrong hole!!!"
Stranger things have occurred. |
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.... I usually just tell them.. . two or three stitches and you will be as good as new...
Typical male. lol. You sir are a great B.S. artist. |
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*quietly tippy toes back out of the room*...
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tell him that compared to the cast of the male villagers in the Wizard of Oz, he is a nice size. Good advice. I'll remember that. Think it will make him feel huge? lol |
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Edited by
no1phD
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Mon 03/02/15 04:56 PM
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well now you're getting close..
. have you ever seen the size of the Bologna sausage... they cut your Bologna from. .lmfao |
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bring out a magnifying glass
I like this topic....this is FUN!
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well now you're getting close.. . have you ever seen the size of the Bologna sausage... they cut your Bologna from. .lmfao And what exactly is bologna sausage? |
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tell him that compared to the cast of the male villagers in the Wizard of Oz, he is a nice size. Good advice. I'll remember that. Think it will make him feel huge? lol [/quote Nope... Lol |
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tell him that compared to the cast of the male villagers in the Wizard of Oz, he is a nice size. Good advice. I'll remember that. Think it will make him feel huge? lol [/quote Nope... Lol Damn, here I thought that was the answer. lol |
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well now you're getting close.. . have you ever seen the size of the Bologna sausage... they cut your Bologna from. .lmfao And what exactly is bologna sausage? |
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