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Topic: What is most attractive about you?
SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33251	Sat 03/28/15 02:24 PM
another layer of the onion.. .. looks down at his lap.. and begins to smile.. . .. Must it really be an onion? I mean... onions cause terminal flatulence and make ppl's eyes water .. Certainly you are eloquent enough to come up with a more .. suitable description?

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sat 03/28/15 02:30 PM
That bad ha? ... yes it is ..normally when I tape it to the inside of my thigh leg.... . so I can get my pants done up.. ..... that usually does the trick.... .... but I ran out of surgical tape.. ...... and the chewed bubble gum I tried using, just is not working... . .

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sat 03/28/15 02:33 PM
another layer of the onion.. .. looks down at his lap.. and begins to smile.. . .. Must it really be an onion? I mean... onions cause terminal flatulence and make ppl's eyes water .. Certainly you are eloquent enough to come up with a more .. suitable description? ... well onions have so many layers.... like me...lol..... oranges . don't have enough pieces..... ..... I could use ..hmm...another drop in the bucket that makes up me...?

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33251	Sat 03/28/15 02:38 PM
another layer of the onion.. .. looks down at his lap.. and begins to smile.. . .. Must it really be an onion? I mean... onions cause terminal flatulence and make ppl's eyes water .. Certainly you are eloquent enough to come up with a more .. suitable description? ... well onions have so many layers.... like me...lol..... oranges . don't have enough pieces..... ..... I could use ..hmm...another drop in the bucket that makes up me...? That would work! Much better :) A much nice ring to it Add a drop of "Treasure" fabric softener to it to make it soft and smooth and we're cooking!

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24649	Sat 03/28/15 02:44 PM
My 14".............................forearm

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Sat 03/28/15 02:48 PM
My 14".............................forearm I first read that as 'foreskin' That's like an anteater in the trousers.

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24649	Sat 03/28/15 02:51 PM
My 14".............................forearm I first read that as 'foreskin' That's like an anteater in the trousers. Hahahahahahaha....like Snuffleupiguss (sp?).....all snout / no clout.

Tatilove Joined Fri 10/01/10 Posts: 243	Fri 04/10/15 08:09 AM
Not to brag... But it has been said that I have a kind heart

TMommy Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 9850	Fri 04/10/15 09:41 AM
Not to brag... But it has been said that I have a kind heart awww that is sweet ummmm probably my smart mouth

Biscuit85 Joined Sun 03/22/15 Posts: 142	Fri 04/10/15 09:46 AM
When i find someone attracted too me i will let you know.

Tatilove Joined Fri 10/01/10 Posts: 243	Fri 04/10/15 09:54 AM
When i find someone attracted too me i will let you know. I don't know what you mean. You have rugged good looks (based on profile pic)

Tatilove Joined Fri 10/01/10 Posts: 243	Fri 04/10/15 09:55 AM
Not to brag... But it has been said that I have a kind heart awww that is sweet ummmm probably my smart mouth

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Fri 04/10/15 09:56 AM
another layer of the onion.. . I have a small little beauty mark. blemish... on my left butt cheek. my mom used to say that was my on button..lol

Tatilove Joined Fri 10/01/10 Posts: 243	Fri 04/10/15 09:59 AM
another layer of the onion.. . I have a small little beauty mark. blemish... on my left butt cheek. my mom used to say that was my on button..lol Post a pic and we'll tell you if it's the most attractive thing about you.

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Fri 04/10/15 10:02 AM
Ok ..no wait.. I can't do that..lol. I'll get kicked off..pg.... ... and it's only one of the most attractive things about me.. I have another beauty mark.. it's right on the side of my.. oh nevermind.... if I post that picture I will get kicked off for sure...lmao

Pansytilly Joined Mon 06/09/14 Posts: 11310	Fri 04/10/15 10:06 AM
My 14".............................forearm I first read that as 'foreskin' That's like an anteater in the trousers. Omg! pancho!

MelMaxx Joined Thu 10/28/10 Posts: 4724	Fri 04/10/15 10:10 AM
I have been told that I am sweet and happy. Also, my hair gets their first attention and I AM OK WITH THAT!!

TMommy Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 9850	Fri 04/10/15 10:19 AM
another layer of the onion.. my firm little bottom.. so I have been told this wasn't by your mother when she was talking about your on button was it???

Tatilove Joined Fri 10/01/10 Posts: 243	Fri 04/10/15 10:24 AM
another layer of the onion.. my firm little bottom.. so I have been told this wasn't by your mother when she was talking about your on button was it???

JustScribbles Joined Thu 04/02/15 Posts: 1091	Fri 04/10/15 10:27 AM
The answer to that changed over the years...When I first started dating, (I started pretty late) it was always something superficial - Gosh! I wish I had hair like yours, nice butt, your clothing is always neat and clean even if it is pretty worn out (we were kind of poor). A little later on, my attractive qualities were REALLY superficial...Oooo, you're in a band? Oh my, I love a man in uniform (USMC and the Army at various times). Later still, You've always got this mysterious little smile, how come? (that one carried me through for a while lol) Toward the end of my dating life it often seemed to be that I got attention because she knew others I'd dated and even though we weren't together, they still spoke fondly of me. (There aren't many 'bad' break-ups in my history.) That and, 'You know what? I'm glad we talked with one another - you don't look as smart as you are. (Nutz, even left-handed compliments are better than nothin'.) Now? I couldn't get a date at a crack-ho convention with a $50 bill dangling from my...well, nevermind.