Topic: In or Out?
regularfeller's photo
Wed 05/27/15 06:39 PM
Do you hang out in the bathroom and chat with your partner while they, uh... excrete waste?

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Wed 05/27/15 06:41 PM
Can we leave something sacred in the relationship? This is how you chip away at the love and respect. These little things. Please keep it classy, even if you have been together forever.

SuzQ66's photo
Wed 05/27/15 06:42 PM
No. I had a story, but.....just NO! noway

SitkaRains's photo
Wed 05/27/15 06:44 PM

Do you hang out in the bathroom and chat with your partner while they, uh... excrete waste?

NO!!!! Not Now!!!! Not ever!!!!....


Actually I am more one to leave the area period

And he is not welcome at that time...
Not Now Not ever...

JustScribbles's photo
Wed 05/27/15 06:44 PM
Ack! I lived with a girl once that had zero respect for privacy of any sort and absolutely no shame. It was more uncomfortable than Marine Boot Camp.grumble

If the door's closed, please leave it that way. :angry:

soufiehere's photo
Wed 05/27/15 06:47 PM

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Wed 05/27/15 06:47 PM
Lol...i thought " the throne " was where you read magazines....

Datwasntme's photo
Wed 05/27/15 06:48 PM
dont bother me

2 x g.f.'s ago she would run in to the bath room and jump in my lap while i was trying to uhm drop an astronaut

i dont mind sharing every thing i do or think with the lady in my life

if it bothers them then i try to remind my dumb self not to do it

but i am a very open person

PacificStar48's photo
Wed 05/27/15 06:48 PM
Ok the only thing I want to do in the bathroom with a mate is shower or play in the bubble bath. Well maybe something else but I am not telling. pitchfork

But some things just do not need to be shared. Yea maybe if they are recovering from some crisis but even then you have to have some things be private. Hire a nurse.

Datwasntme's photo
Wed 05/27/15 06:48 PM




lol

Goofball73's photo
Wed 05/27/15 06:50 PM

Do you hang out in the bathroom and chat with your partner while they, uh... excrete waste?


I dated a girl who was fascinated with me peeing. She was like, "I can't do that, so it amazes me". So I got bold and asked, "Do you wanna go with me to the men's room and watch?". As she was a smartazz......the next time I walked into a men's room she actually acted like she was gonna go in with me. I held the door open and this dude walks out.....looks at me and her....smiles and says, "You two might want to wait. There is one more guy in there but he is finishing up". He then winked at us and I just keeled over in laughter. She walked off as red as Rudolph's nose. laugh

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Wed 05/27/15 06:50 PM
Do you hang out in the bathroom and chat with your partner while they, uh... excrete waste?

Maybe I do.
Maybe I don't.

Are they sick and worried and need the constant comfort?

Are they drunk as hell?

Are they overcoming heroin addiction or something so can't be left alone?

Do I have a big bathroom with a giant shower, a captains shower, an in floor tub, a jacuzzi, a sauna and steam room, connected to the closet, plus a 60 inch tv with cable and internet for streaming?

Is it the only bathroom in the house and I need to go RIGHT when they are done and am about to go in the sink?

Are we about to take a shower together and we both agree it's better to get everything out before the shower than in the shower?

Did she ask me to hang out in the bathroom and chat? About anything of any importance? And not like "wait...wait...you gotta see this, I ate nothing but fruit loops yesterday and I wonder what color it is. I'll bet you 10 bucks it's orange!"

Is it just Saturdays 9 am regularity and we don't really have anything to do?

If things are "normal" then no.
But mostly because of all the fecal particles that get shot around whenever the toilet flushes and I'd rather minimize my pink eye risk.


Datwasntme's photo
Wed 05/27/15 07:02 PM


Do you hang out in the bathroom and chat with your partner while they, uh... excrete waste?


I dated a girl who was fascinated with me peeing. She was like, "I can't do that, so it amazes me". So I got bold and asked, "Do you wanna go with me to the men's room and watch?". As she was a smartazz......the next time I walked into a men's room she actually acted like she was gonna go in with me. I held the door open and this dude walks out.....looks at me and her....smiles and says, "You two might want to wait. There is one more guy in there but he is finishing up". He then winked at us and I just keeled over in laughter. She walked off as red as Rudolph's nose. laugh


lmao
loved it : )
that dude was great

regularfeller's photo
Wed 05/27/15 07:22 PM
Bless every one of you that abstain from this practice.

And I appreciate all of you weighing in on this fecal matter.


I have been the "victim" of a toilet vulture. And it stinks! I don't desire an audience while I'm doin' the do. But I really had to assert myself when it came time to, blushing "clean up". You gotta draw the line somewhere!

Once it became clear that my wishes to be afforded this simple privacy would continue to be disrespected I had to end the relationship. When she asked why, I told her, "because you won't let me $h!t in peace!" Explain that to your friends turd bird!

If I'm standing up, do what you like but, yeah, when the door is closed and I'm sittin down, leave me be.

Rest assured, you won't look up from your Vogue article of "10 ways you never thought of to please your man" and see me being a bowl buzzard!


Datwasntme's photo
Wed 05/27/15 07:26 PM

Bless every one of you that abstain from this practice.

And I appreciate all of you weighing in on this fecal matter.


I have been the "victim" of a toilet vulture. And it stinks! I don't desire an audience while I'm doin' the do. But I really had to assert myself when it came time to, blushing "clean up". You gotta draw the line somewhere!

Once it became clear that my wishes to be afforded this simple privacy would continue to be disrespected I had to end the relationship. When she asked why, I told her, "because you won't let me $h!t in peace!" Explain that to your friends turd bird!

If I'm standing up, do what you like but, yeah, when the door is closed and I'm sittin down, leave me be.

Rest assured, you won't look up from your Vogue article of "10 ways you never thought of to please your man" and see me being a bowl buzzard!




lmao

SitkaRains's photo
Wed 05/27/15 08:02 PM

Bless every one of you that abstain from this practice.

And I appreciate all of you weighing in on this fecal matter.


I have been the "victim" of a toilet vulture. And it stinks! I don't desire an audience while I'm doin' the do. But I really had to assert myself when it came time to, blushing "clean up". You gotta draw the line somewhere!

Once it became clear that my wishes to be afforded this simple privacy would continue to be disrespected I had to end the relationship. When she asked why, I told her, "because you won't let me $h!t in peace!" Explain that to your friends turd bird!

If I'm standing up, do what you like but, yeah, when the door is closed and I'm sittin down, leave me be.

Rest assured, you won't look up from your Vogue article of "10 ways you never thought of to please your man" and see me being a bowl buzzard!




OMG... scared rofl rofl whoa surprised

TMommy's photo
Wed 05/27/15 08:23 PM
Haahaa I have lived in a house menfolk

half time you gotta remind them to shut the door. If it was an emergency and I was in shower then hubs was allowed otherwise no..this mama needs a bit of privacy

no photo
Thu 05/28/15 12:22 AM

Do you hang out in the bathroom and chat with your partner while they, uh... excrete waste?


I highly doubt I would ever do that. noway. The smell would put me off. Just no.

SuzQ66's photo
Thu 05/28/15 12:36 AM
First off, let me say there were 2 bathrooms in this house.

Picture it, a steamy bathtub filled with nicely scented bubbles. A couple of candles lit, the only light in the room. A nice chilled glass of wine, condensation running down the sides. I slowly disrobe, and sink gently into the bubbles, letting the heat of the water and the popping bubbles tickle my skin. I have a lovely sip of that wine, lay my head back, and begin to relax, forgetting about any stresses I had that day.... mmmmmmmmm, niiiiiice....

Door opens, light goes on, candles go out. Husband sits down and takes a dump. NICE. not. He did it twice, then whined cause I locked the door after the 2nd time. Really?

HoneyFly's photo
Thu 05/28/15 12:42 AM
Where would I get the current events? :)