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Topic: Worst pickup lines ever! 😂
actionlynx Joined Wed 08/18/10 Posts: 5448	Mon 09/24/18 09:07 PM
"I've got nothing....but YOU got everything." "If you feed me, I'll follow you home." "It's my birthday. How about giving me a spanking?"

actionlynx Joined Wed 08/18/10 Posts: 5448	Tue 09/25/18 05:33 PM
"Hi, this is my mom. She wants to know if you'll marry me?"

actionlynx Joined Wed 08/18/10 Posts: 5448	Wed 09/26/18 12:37 PM
"So, three men walk into a bar, but I'm the only one with eyes for you."

actionlynx Joined Wed 08/18/10 Posts: 5448	Wed 09/26/18 04:53 PM
"You've got long legs. Did you steal 'em from a giraffe or something?"

actionlynx Joined Wed 08/18/10 Posts: 5448	Thu 09/27/18 09:50 AM
"Hey, hot stuff. Mind if I put a log in your fire?"

Queenie Joined Thu 04/26/18 Posts: 16001	Thu 09/27/18 09:51 AM
Just in There are 2 facts i am sure about in this world... 1st the earth is round . 2nd you are ****ing beautiful ;)

actionlynx Joined Wed 08/18/10 Posts: 5448	Fri 09/28/18 08:48 AM
"Hi, I'm Oscar Meyer. Would you like to see my wieners?"

Riverspirit1111 Joined Wed 06/27/18 Posts: 100738	Sat 10/06/18 04:30 AM
"Are you a bank loan... because you got my interest" It's kinda cute... Majorly corny but kinda cute

Vera Joined Sun 03/31/13 Posts: 304	Sat 10/06/18 05:00 AM Edited by Vera on Sat 10/06/18 05:03 AM
I might as well call you “Google” ’cause you have everything I’m searching for.... Hello, Share my Vibes, Oh my goodness, your sayings are unbeatable! Namastai

andy2266 Joined Sat 10/06/18 Posts: 1	Sat 10/06/18 07:52 AM
yes you can have mine!

Red Joined Mon 09/17/18 Posts: 154	Sat 10/06/18 08:07 AM
"Hello" "Hello beautiful" "hello gorgeous" "Hi" These seem to be standard pickup lines here.

actionlynx Joined Wed 08/18/10 Posts: 5448	Sat 10/06/18 01:43 PM
"Your lips looks bored. Mind if I give 'em something to do?"

Alan Joined Mon 10/08/18 Posts: 1	Mon 10/08/18 12:58 PM


actionlynx Joined Wed 08/18/10 Posts: 5448	Mon 10/08/18 07:50 PM
"So....are you allergic to latex?"

BiGuy84 Joined Sat 10/13/18 Posts: 503	Sun 10/14/18 01:31 PM
You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

Red Joined Mon 09/17/18 Posts: 154	Sun 10/14/18 06:00 PM
Wanna wrestle in baby oil?

eric22t Joined Wed 08/13/14 Posts: 27928	Sun 10/14/18 06:13 PM
jello red! wrassle in jello

actionlynx Joined Wed 08/18/10 Posts: 5448	Sun 10/14/18 06:33 PM
"Nice Friendasauri. Mind if I club one, and make a Bronto Burger?"

mysticalview21 Joined Sat 06/28/14 Posts: 5462	Sun 10/14/18 06:40 PM
Me-> It's getting a little chilly... can't say I didn't try

Red Joined Mon 09/17/18 Posts: 154	Sun 10/14/18 11:47 PM
jello red! wrassle in jello It'd sure be easier to wrassle in!