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Hi, I'm Phun, and who couldn't use some Phun?
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Guy: What's your name?
Girl: Carmen, I like car and I like men 
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Hey moose face, wanna grope?
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Do you know what the egg said to the water baby? (the baby is optional)
You get hot I'll get hard and we'll be done in 3 minutes* * I know all you ladies know this guy... |
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I like this one
Geenie? cool ask for 2 more wishes and they will be granted |
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if Only,
i could honestly claim a screen name of EnormousMagnitude, so all the women could be in love with me. |
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if Only, i could honestly claim a screen name of EnormousMagnitude, so all the women could be in love with me. Sorry, you can only say it if it's true |
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I'd like to buy you a drink. How many fingers do you want?
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Hi
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"How much for a lap dance and a happy ending?"
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I like your smile!
(No photos). 
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Edited by
Daisy
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Sun 03/24/19 11:25 PM
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My love for you is like diarrhoea, I can't hold it up
  Are you French? Cause Eiffel for you  If you were a triangle you'd be acute one 
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"I am sooooo drunk!!!"
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what is the worst pick up line you have ever heard
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what is the worst pick up line you have ever heard My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it up
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If love is like a drug, your name must be Heroin.
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Edited by
8inchnail
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Sun 03/31/19 10:58 AM
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How about you let me clap them cheeks tonight?
That's the one I'm using. :P |
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Is your name....Spanky?
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Hey Lady, Nice ****!
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I hope you are as good as your mom....
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