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| Topic: Worst pickup lines ever! 😂 | |
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lmao you can use that 1 on me are you into wood burning or carving? |
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...wanna help me practice so i can go get certified at Certified Personnel?
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..."let's get wild and flip a coin; heads you get it your way and tails i get it my way."
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lol
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That dress would look better on my bedroom floor...
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is that a keg in your pocket cause id like to tap that!
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dunno if it saved my answer ill put it in again just incase , " is that a keg in your pocket cause id like to tap that"
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Ate you from Memphis? Cuz you're the only 10 I see.
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...have some spare time on your hands, and knees?
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I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!
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Do you like scoober diving because I've got a snorkel for ya mouth
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Do you like scoober diving because I've got a snorkel for ya mouth
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Do like sound of the sea because i would motorboat you
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hahaha.. this made my day
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mr. Happy just wants to get used.
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Does this Cloth smell like chloroform to you? Finally someone has gone dark lol the other good dark one is let's not turn this rape in to a murder :o. I'm joking people chill lol |
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You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy..
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...i would love to love you, right now.
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Want to go half's on a bastard lol
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At a party, a friend approached me to tell me, "Your friend is very rude." Later I learned he said with perfect drunken logic,
"I know you want my d**k because you've got big t**s." That was, it appears, his opening line. |
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