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Topic: Worst pickup lines ever! 😂
Unknow Joined Wed 02/13/19 Posts: 1	Mon 04/01/19 06:22 AM
this is really useful

actionlynx Joined Wed 08/18/10 Posts: 5448	Mon 04/01/19 08:12 AM
Hey, you look just like my mom!

Freebird Deluxe Joined Sun 12/23/18 Posts: 4637	Mon 04/01/19 10:51 AM
do you like being tied up?

Alberto365 Joined Tue 04/19/16 Posts: 5	Mon 04/01/19 01:49 PM
What is a good line?

Bill Joined Sat 03/30/19 Posts: 16	Tue 04/02/19 05:02 AM
That dress isn't what makes your *** look fat.lol

actionlynx Joined Wed 08/18/10 Posts: 5448	Tue 04/02/19 12:20 PM
You must be in real estate, 'cos you're the homeliest woman I've ever seen.

Cayden96 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 2	Tue 04/02/19 03:01 PM
So I see your tag showing...oh you made in heaven.

Rahim Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 1	Tue 04/02/19 03:14 PM
Hehe nice one

actionlynx Joined Wed 08/18/10 Posts: 5448	Thu 04/04/19 07:31 AM
You're hot. So hot that I don't know if it's even possible to chill with you, baby. <asks bartender for a cup of ice> How about we find out?

NaughtyEcstacy Joined Fri 04/12/19 Posts: 1	Fri 04/12/19 05:30 PM
Hahaa! Love this!

Toodygirl5 Joined Fri 10/26/12 Posts: 14437	Sat 04/13/19 04:36 PM
What's up

Two Joined Thu 06/02/16 Posts: 13917	Tue 04/16/19 02:10 AM
Rub my Buddha belly and i’ll show you a good time...

actionlynx Joined Wed 08/18/10 Posts: 5448	Tue 04/16/19 06:04 AM
Buuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppp!!!!!

belowme_down Joined Fri 08/26/16 Posts: 1	Fri 05/03/19 04:27 AM
I met a girl and told her I was from Mars and she replied I am from Saturn, I then replied, can I explore your three rings

Mike6615 Joined Sun 09/18/16 Posts: 1503	Fri 05/03/19 08:23 AM
Hi. Wanna shag? Sure, do it several times a day What is Drum Shag? Haven't heard of it over here.

Riverspirit1111 Joined Wed 06/27/18 Posts: 100738	Fri 05/03/19 08:30 AM
Hi. Wanna shag? Sure, do it several times a day What is Drum Shag? Haven't heard of it over here. It's UK's leading rolling tobacco Mike, you can also find it in Illinois

Sammy Dan Joined Mon 04/29/19 Posts: 95	Fri 05/03/19 12:31 PM
Pick up lines? You got to be kidding me. Pick up lines are as fake as they can be. If you think for a moment that a lady is dumb enough not to see them when they pass by, you're just fooling yourself. How about being real? How about just being yourself?

Ravi Joined Fri 01/18/19 Posts: 2	Fri 05/03/19 02:44 PM
both of you three get out of the class!!!

Mike6615 Joined Sun 09/18/16 Posts: 1503	Fri 05/03/19 07:47 PM
Hi. Wanna shag? Sure, do it several times a day What is Drum Shag? Haven't heard of it over here. It's UK's leading rolling tobacco Mike, you can also find it in Illinois Thanks, Riverspirit. I thought it maybe it's a cheese.

Junglee Joined Sat 05/04/19 Posts: 1	Sun 05/05/19 12:02 AM
hi

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