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| Topic: Worst pickup lines ever! 😂 | |
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The moment I saw you I swept you off my feet
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You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
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hii
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now i want sleep
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Are your bewbs onions? Because they make me cry
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Are you google, Because you got all I am searching for..
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I've actually had good luck with...
"Let me be the biggest mistake you ever made." (I think it's disarming) |
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hello
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whats wrong with whats up ???
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"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."
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bout the dumbest pickup lines i have ever read
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...want to insist it is my turn to get addicted to your crack?
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feel like it, but you will feel it more
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I feel like it , but you will feel it better
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Man: Hi. Wanna go try and make a baby?
Me: Ewwwww !!!! Get lost! |
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...want to practice, just for fun?
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..."you are welcome to break me in and proclaim it really was for my own Good."
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...want to be a girl friend and help me get really really Good at full body massage?
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..."good friends help us get really really Good at it." Let's be, Good friends.
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lmao you can use that 1 on me
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