FILTHY RICH, NEARLY DEAD.
I'm sure that dirty line would attract a woman.

the unfortunate truth. in the cyber world, better looks can often override and blind to many of the things that may seem like red flags in others.

Also what is 'rude' to one person may be sexy to another. People only know if they try and they try to match with those who are gonna like what they like generally.

we agree on something Ms.Harmony
wow.

and that is so true and well said.

Just kidding

Richard Gere is better!

Some guys do have a tendency of throwing that "69" phase out there.. regardless. They have a certain picture in their mind.

One cure is sending them to any Wal Mart for a few hours to scout out the shoppers.

they will change that number... that I a sure... or suffer permanent neck injuries

Thanks Shy

a profile name that i used to have on another site was amusingly suggestive[but still SEMI classy!],but i am not on here looking for anybody.....

i am just here for the forums,and free oreos.
[which,by-the-way....i am STILL waiting for!!!!]
(just saying!!!!)

I'm not. It shows a boastful junior high attitude and makes me doubt he is ready for a mature relationship no matter what his age. I just assume all a guy like that wants is sex. Not interested.

You are a smart young lady, QTPie09876 ^5

Some try to embed a secret message but some are a good laugh
Ivor Longshaft
Whan King
Claude Bottom
Yannis Stiffkokos
and so on

Naughtius Maximus here.

I think it's like the old trick 'SEX,
now I've got your attention . . . '

Like funny number plates.

No big deal, get over it.

As if anything on this site is serious anyway;

and your perfect partner may be un-funny (in your eyes) with titles and captions etc., so you never make contact; your loss.

Did you ever like Pearl Jam ?

I hope not.

Men's profile with rude usernames are usually ignored, so it's their loss.

I don't know what or who Pearl Jam is so I can't say if I did or didn't like it.

(Pearl Jam's a band, formed in 1990.)

Pearl jam is also slang for something else, which can be sticky like jam, and sometimes is pearly whitish.
Personally I don't want to know if I like it or not.

Some here would know.

I did an experiment on another site with fewer nannys, inspired by this very topic, and from my experience women are indeed attracted to very improper profiles and unsavory comments. Titillation is not a dirty word.

Of the 6 things I did, the two most blatantly sexual and gross consistently outperformed all the others hands down.
The meek and mild versions were dismal; the raunchy ones did a bit better; and the filth got more hits, more likes and thumbs up and more messages than all the others put together.
I still didn't meet anyone, but had more good interactions from tyre kickers and time wasters.

So you dirty ******* really do like the filth, while you tut tut, and act all prim and proper with your chastity vows, and make out to be daddy's good little girl.

hello

please contact me free minded girls

Hope not.