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      In a stand off with the grim reaper.
 
  'you'll never take me alive '  | 
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      My New Year's resolution is  . . . 
     
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      You of all entities should know... It's not my time!  
    
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      'My mind is made up..do not confuse me with facts.'
     
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      If I am elected . . .
     
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      Here, hold my beer...
     
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      I wish, if only, shoulda, woulda, coulda. can't wait to get out of this friend zone.
     
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      I’m late for work, I hope there’s no backups. 
     
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      Suffer slowly and die miserably  
    
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      I didn't do anything wrong officer. 
     
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      My parents don't get smart with me....... what are you stupid
     
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      In my defense i was unsupervised. 
     
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     I didn't do anything wrong officer. And, "Do you know how fast you were going?"  | 
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     In my defense i was unsupervised. I'm stealing that lol  | 
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      I'm "almost" never wrong because I'm "almost" always right. 
     
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      Is your glass half full or half empty?
     
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      The check's in the mail and I won't C** in your M****!
     
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     Really, it just came off in my hand.  | 
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      No I don't need to lift the seat I am a good shot
     
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      To a teenager:  "Now drive carefully"!
     
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