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Topic: IRS audit 🎪🎪🎪
mzrosie
Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33296 |
At the end of the tax year the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a Synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, 'I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?
''Good question,' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles.' 'Oh,' replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way: 'What about all these bread wafer purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?' 'Ah, yes,' replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. 'We collect them and send them back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free box of bread-wafers. ''I see,' replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. 'Well, Rabbi,' he went on, 'what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?' 'Here, too, we do not waste,' answered the Rabbi. 'What we do is save all the foreskins and send them to the IRS Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick. HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL!   |
Riverspirit1111
Joined Wed 06/27/18 Posts: 76179 |
 That's priceless rosie   Happy New Year to you too! 
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Queenie
Joined Thu 04/26/18 Posts: 15678 |
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Coldersky
Joined Mon 09/30/19 Posts: 298 |
Gf that was a hoot omg,,,
shut up I love it I needed that after seeing my left back tire flat I'm ok now,,  ️ ️ ️
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mzrosie
Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33296 |
QUOTE: That's priceless rosie Happy New Year to you too! thank you, river I'm glad I made you laugh today
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mzrosie
Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33296 |
QUOTE: Hi Queenie, I'm glad I made you laugh today |
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mzrosie
Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33296 |
QUOTE: Gf that was a hoot omg,,, shut up I love it I needed that after seeing my left back tire flat I'm ok now,, ️️️
Hi Coldersky, I'm glad I made you laugh today Oh sorry to hear about your flat tire, my friend |
eric22t
Joined Wed 08/13/14 Posts: 27928 |
omg
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mzrosie
Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33296 |
QUOTE: omg Hi eric, Phew! no peanut shells.. yay! I'm glad I made you laugh today
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Dodo_David
Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 47801 |
QUOTE: At the end of the tax year the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a Synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, 'I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings? ''Good question,' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles.' 'Oh,' replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way: 'What about all these bread wafer purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?' 'Ah, yes,' replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. 'We collect them and send them back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free box of bread-wafers. ''I see,' replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. 'Well, Rabbi,' he went on, 'what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?' 'Here, too, we do not waste,' answered the Rabbi. 'What we do is save all the foreskins and send them to the IRS Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick. HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL! 
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Freebird Deluxe
Joined Sun 12/23/18 Posts: 4568 |
You have been quiet all year with funny stories and now they are spilling out one after the other
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mzrosie
Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33296 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: At the end of the tax year the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a Synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, 'I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings? ''Good question,' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles.' 'Oh,' replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way: 'What about all these bread wafer purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?' 'Ah, yes,' replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. 'We collect them and send them back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free box of bread-wafers. ''I see,' replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. 'Well, Rabbi,' he went on, 'what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?' 'Here, too, we do not waste,' answered the Rabbi. 'What we do is save all the foreskins and send them to the IRS Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick. HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL! Hi David, I'm glad I made you laugh today |
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mzrosie
Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33296 |
QUOTE: You have been quiet all year with funny stories and now they are spilling out one after the other Hi Freebird, I got myself in trouble here on Mingle2 recently so tis my way of staying out of trouble.  I'm glad I made you laugh today, Freebird |
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Cosmic Charlie
Joined Tue 08/20/19 Posts: 1315 |
Do you go like this every Christmas? 
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mzrosie
Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33296 |
QUOTE: Do you go like this every Christmas? lol just about I'm glad I made you laugh today, Cosmic Charlie
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☮️ Coolchic Dee 💟
Joined Tue 10/03/06 Posts: 23865 |
Another good one, Rosie!
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mzrosie
Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33296 |
QUOTE: Another good one, Rosie! Hi Dee, I'm glad I made you laugh today
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motowndowntown
Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 18448 |
good one Rose. Really made me giggle. |
Ladywind7
Joined Sun 04/08/12 Posts: 7834 |
Brilliant
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Freebird Deluxe
Joined Sun 12/23/18 Posts: 4568 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: You have been quiet all year with funny stories and now they are spilling out one after the other Hi Freebird, I got myself in trouble here on Mingle2 recently so tis my way of staying out of trouble. I'm glad I made you laugh today, Freebird Got yourself in trouble!! I thought you were a major shareholder on here 
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