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At the end of the tax year the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a Synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, 'I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?
''Good question,' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles.' 'Oh,' replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way: 'What about all these bread wafer purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?' 'Ah, yes,' replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. 'We collect them and send them back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free box of bread-wafers. ''I see,' replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. 'Well, Rabbi,' he went on, 'what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?' 'Here, too, we do not waste,' answered the Rabbi. 'What we do is save all the foreskins and send them to the IRS Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick. HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL!  
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That's priceless rosie  
Happy New Year to you too! 
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Gf that was a hoot omg,,,
shut up I love it I needed that after seeing my left back tire flat I'm ok now,,  ️ ️ ️
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That's priceless rosie
Happy New Year to you too!
thank you, river
I'm glad I made you laugh today
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Hi Queenie, I'm glad I made you laugh today
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Gf that was a hoot omg,,, shut up I love it I needed that after seeing my left back tire flat I'm ok now,, ️️️
Hi Coldersky, I'm glad I made you laugh today
Oh sorry to hear about your flat tire, my friend
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omg
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omg
Hi eric, Phew! no peanut shells.. yay!
I'm glad I made you laugh today
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At the end of the tax year the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a Synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, 'I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings? ''Good question,' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles.' 'Oh,' replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way: 'What about all these bread wafer purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?' 'Ah, yes,' replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. 'We collect them and send them back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free box of bread-wafers. ''I see,' replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. 'Well, Rabbi,' he went on, 'what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?' 'Here, too, we do not waste,' answered the Rabbi. 'What we do is save all the foreskins and send them to the IRS Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick. HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL!
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You have been quiet all year with funny stories and now they are spilling out one after the other
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At the end of the tax year the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a Synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, 'I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings? ''Good question,' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles.' 'Oh,' replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way: 'What about all these bread wafer purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?' 'Ah, yes,' replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. 'We collect them and send them back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free box of bread-wafers. ''I see,' replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. 'Well, Rabbi,' he went on, 'what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?' 'Here, too, we do not waste,' answered the Rabbi. 'What we do is save all the foreskins and send them to the IRS Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick. HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL!
Hi David, I'm glad I made you laugh today
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You have been quiet all year with funny stories and now they are spilling out one after the other
Hi Freebird, I got myself in trouble here on Mingle2 recently so tis my way of staying out of trouble. 
I'm glad I made you laugh today, Freebird
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Do you go like this every Christmas? 
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Do you go like this every Christmas?
lol just about
I'm glad I made you laugh today, Cosmic Charlie
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Another good one, Rosie!
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Another good one, Rosie!
Hi Dee, I'm glad I made you laugh today
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good one Rose. Really made me giggle. |
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Brilliant
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You have been quiet all year with funny stories and now they are spilling out one after the other
Hi Freebird, I got myself in trouble here on Mingle2 recently so tis my way of staying out of trouble.
I'm glad I made you laugh today, Freebird
Got yourself in trouble!! I thought you were a major shareholder on here 
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