Topic: Will Spiderman underpants protect me from the Mormons?
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Thu 12/03/20 01:05 AM
Self explanatory really.
Spiderman is obviously ace, supercool, and fights bad guys.
But perhaps, the incredible Hulk, or Godzilla might be a better choice
Which underwear do you think would be the best choice, to help preserve your / my / our ( eek, that sounds bad :hear_no_evil:, I know ) chastity, and help us ( that's us, not u.s. ) in our struggle against tyranny and wrongdoers?

Klemen1223's photo
Thu 12/03/20 02:04 AM
a groin protector

soufiehere's photo
Thu 12/03/20 02:21 AM
Nothing will save you.
From.
The.
Mormons.

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Thu 12/03/20 02:39 AM
Mormons are tyrants and wrongdoers? I would be more scared of Spiderman underpants than them :)

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Thu 12/03/20 03:03 AM
Edited by The Wrong Alice on Thu 12/03/20 03:09 AM

Mormons are tyrants and wrongdoers? I would be more scared of Spiderman underpants than them :)



What if it was a mormon Spiderman?
Or just, Godzilla?

I'm sure I put this in the science and philosophy section..
I protest

Rock's photo
Thu 12/03/20 03:46 AM
Maybe, if you wear your underpants
as an outer garment.

Tom4Uhere's photo
Thu 12/03/20 09:06 AM

Maybe, if you wear your underpants
as an outer garment.

I do...and it works. Always sends those dangerous mormons running and screaming. Plus it will never go out of style because it never was in the first place.
Sometimes I squirt a bit of lemon juice on the front and sit on a spoonful of baked beans for 'effect'.

motowndowntown's photo
Thu 12/03/20 09:18 AM
Ppphhhhtttt. any moron knows that spider pants will do no good against the mormons unless you wear the socks and t-shirt along with them.

Tom4Uhere's photo
Thu 12/03/20 09:30 AM

Ppphhhhtttt. any moron knows that spider pants will do no good against the mormons unless you wear the socks and t-shirt along with them.

True, that's why I wear mittens on my feet and a cut-off tanktop.

cityblues21's photo
Thu 12/03/20 02:58 PM
You could also run them up & fly them from the flag pole out front of yur house.. then they would "know" before they even got close to your door

Mike6615's photo
Thu 12/03/20 03:03 PM
There are far worse things than Mormons (who would be outraged reading the OP), which no underwear would protect from---facehuggers, for example.

IceCreeme's photo
Fri 12/04/20 11:01 AM
Well my 3 year old Grandson thinks that Spiderman is the coolest.. LOL