I went through mt.Everest and I went sky diving last week

i got drunk and went to the golf course at night and shot my g27 a few times, last week.

Nothing you guys can match: I delivered two babies into this world.

That’s absolutely amazing Crystal
My mom delivered my youngest child for me , it all happened pretty quickly and it wasn’t planned she would deliver him but she ended up delivering him on the bathroom floor .
Without a doubt my best birth and
This is the most amazing gift my mom gave me , delivering my child

Absolutely wonderful she did that for you!
That truly is an amazing gift!
And yes, some are in a hurry to get here, hahaha.
My first took normal time, but my girlie, the second, arrived in 1 hr and 6 mins, but I was in bed, thank goodness!
I delivered both in my own bed at home with my hubby and midwife and a maternity assistant.

That's amazing...i didn't know you were a midwife

I peed in a hotel swimming pool once.


From a sixth floor balcony.

I base jumped from a pickup truck bed.
I did a one hitter from a broken glass bong.
I stopped a metal bladed bedroom fan with my donk.
I ate soup with a fork.
I shot a spitball from the back of the classroom and hit the center of an 'O' while the teacher was writing 'Book' on the chalk board.
I blew out 45 candles with one breath.
I saved a baby from choking to death on a penny.
I pulled a friend from a frozen river when he fell thru the ice.
I stole a train and drove it across town, then jumped off.
I stole porch furniture from one neighbor and placed it all on another neighbor's porch in the middle of the night.

There's a lot you don't know :)

I’ve had eight operations

absolutely nobody doubts Tom's story. you can't make that stuff up

I was invited as a media guest on one Volvo Ocean Race in-port leg (Lorien, Brittany)
I was in an acrobatic plane barrel rolling
I've driven a 40t ADT through 3m-deep snow

This morning I'm in still in bed, so no idea what the day holds

I've been to the Baliem Valley of Irian Jaya, the Indonesian half of Papua New Guinea's island.
At the time men wore strange black wigs and penis gourds, women topless in reed skirts.
No electricity or running water.

You could only get there by small propeller plane, which we shared with a few people and a bunch of chickens, hihi.
I was allowed in the cockpit and invited by the pilot to be there during landing with the Betamax camera to film the landing which was spectacular!
Imagine that, on my haunches in between pilot and co-pilot with a huge, heavy camera, hihi.

I met each of my four children as they arrived and presented them to their mother.

I dropped a quarter on the shop floor and it rolled a short distance and came to a stop on its edge.

I threw a beer can across the shop and it landed upright on a 2x4 over the trash can.
Same beer can fell into the trash can just as I reached out to knock it in.

Caught a full glass of milk knocked from the dining table before it hit the floor and did not spill a drop.

Recovered control of my car in 4 lanes of heavy traffic after it spun 360 degrees on ice. Not only did I stay in my lane, I stopped the car before it hit the one in front of me. It was on a downhill slope.

Drove my 68 Road Runner 170 mph with no brakes, no seat, at 3am. Used the gears to slow down. Took me 1.5 miles to slow down.

Drove a cement truck with the brake chambers in the back caged (front brakes only) in St Louis evening rush hour, 7 miles back to the shop.

Was part of the cleanup crew when the Beruit Embassy was bombed.
Helped build the chow hall in the basement of the BLT barracks in Beruit and was back at beach camp when it was bombed. Helped with emergency response.

Was on the ship filling the water bull when the ship came under missle attack in the Lebanon peacekeeping initiative.

Was pinned down by live machine gun fire on the path to the airport in the Lebanon peacekeeping initiative and not permitted to lock & load or return fire.

Manned a 50 cal machine gun emplacement on the Beirut-Saida Highway during the Lebanon peacekeeping initiative. Also carried a 45 calibur service pistol and an M-16 rifle. Had two M60 machine guns but could not lock & load any weapon without direct orders from the officer in charge.

Earned Bluenose in Norway.

My Equipment operator and I got lost in a white out and turned back at the Russian border (American post) driving a weapons carrier full of cases of beer. Yes, alchohol was a factor.

Changed the clutch in my C20 pickup truck in the intersection at Tidewater drive and East Little Creek road in Norfolk, VA. It took me 1 hour, by myself. I walked to the auto parts store for the parts.

My X and I changed the engine and transmission in our 1977 Buick Lesabre in 2.5 hours at my shop on a Saturday morning. Yes, we used air tools.

I had to rescue my youngest son from his car when he locked himself in it without his keys. He triggered the anti-theft feature which sucks the door locks into the door panel. I laughed so hard I nearly peed myself. Plus...years later its still just as funny.

I cooked a turkey last Thanksgiving which looked like ran over road kill when it came out of the oven. Yes, I still laugh about that too.

I joined Mingle 2 forums and still participate. Yes, I laugh about that too!

Bad gateway double post.
Deleted, scrubbed and sanitized.

mom son xnxx

Bungee jump from a bonsai tree

Well, I never knew he had a donkey.