hmmm. care to expand on your statement here??

I walk away..

I can only see it working if you can see each other fairly frequently...why waste a year (or more) of your life trying to interact long distance style.., when someone near you might be the one..

spectacles, testicles, wallet & watch..(check list)

get those braces

I could not date a vegan... probably nor either a vegetarian.. I like my protein in the shape of spicy chicken/fish/pork.. savoury beef etc. you get the idea..
a girlfriend recently went the vegan route..I mean plants only!! no oils..she lost a lot of weight and now is holier than thou when friends get together.. have to make sure any dish you bring is vegan.. f&*k that. I made potato salad with eggs, oil (mayo), etc...she never had any, but the other crowd did. she ate BBQ eggplant and everyone else had BBq hamburgers/sliders.. each to their own, but don't preach to me about yours..

somebody call Guiness . I think that might be a contender for the longest sentence..
Poster has de-activated anyways.. lol I had to check to see who writes like that..

Yesterday while I was at my favourite watering hole, a conversation was struck up between myself and this dude who I have seen and also spoken to on another occasion while there. ..during this conversation, he says to me.. 'that's a nice phone you have there' - do you know what would look good on that phone?' 'No', I say... 'my phone number' he says..

I am just telling y'all because I thought it was rather clever.. feel free to use it.

perhaps whistles and catcalls can be considered a redneck compliment..?
and some people don't know how to deal with praise..maybe due to low self-esteem.

the phrase 'get to know someone' - that is different for every one. Having sex is no guarantee of that someone you've 'gotten to know' will stay with you..
How well do you need to know someone before you 'give in'..?maybe depends upon your sexual libido.?
celibate - urban dictionary... says -
To go without sex, either willingly or not. Reasons include personal, religious, social, or bad luck. Only cure for a celibate individual is a slut or large amounts of alcohol to make the celibate person forget the aforementioned reasons.
Joe was scared of hell, so he decided to remain celibate.
Brian was fat, therefore he was forced to be celibate and instead frequently jerked off.
Due to Anne's many STD's, she laid off the pipe and went celibate.

my thoughts? I am not into being celibate, so I wouldn't hold out for too long..

most nostalgic perhaps.. when I am trolling around facebook and find various links to posts like down'n dirty.. i am lonely for my friend then..

Coffee with Baileys..

Joey

"Ewww" how attractive.. NOT
You can dress some people up but you can't take them out..

I know!!!

... not a deal breaker though. Isn't it odd how some people are so smart in some ways, yet unaware in others.. at least he knows better now.

I think its very creative and a great compromise and play of their names .. (sounds like) 'Joicee/Joycee, (spelt) Joysie . very smart.

I don't think its the same as 'Ewww'..
For instance,.. new person was visiting....one day you notice he's got the nail clippers out and is cutting his fingernails in a doorway ... I had to to stop him..and ask him to cut his nails elsewhere and suggesting either over the sink, over a garbage, or outside..I mean, excuse me....wtf? like where do you think the clippings are going and who's going to clean them up when and after they fall on the floor..??
I am putting it down to being a bachelor for so long.. one should know..(he knows now.) just an incident as part of the training process..

As long as we have the same moral compass, we can have different politics..

I guess that is for the girls to know, and for you to find out..