shaving legs regularly should be like wearing clean underwear. what if you're in a wreck and the paramedics hesitate because they're grossed out by all the hair and you die because of that tiny pause?

it's cheaper.

nobody asks me "whatcha thinkin'?" at random strange moments.

wow that sounds complicated. i think my way is simpler:

see attractive girl
talk to her (and we like it)
we go out (repeat as needed)

you girls are so mean. that IS his face. industrial accident. women can be harsh, man. don't take it personally.


oh now he put a face pic up and my post makes no sense. haha

'96, not 2000 is when OBD2 was mandated. some vehicles (like corvettes) had many odb2 features incorporated in earlier years without the hassle. that said, if you know what you're doing and have the wiring diagrams you can do a lot of work on the electronics of newer cars. i have. it's just much more of a pain. the otto-cycle engine still operates exactly how it always has and can be serviced and modified as such. it's basically the same body with a new brain...a brain that's a stubborn pain in the ***.

in the 60s batman upset the hippies by using shark repellant spray



but as this chart (from a very reputable source...simpsons) shows, he was not disrupting the food chain as all animals are just here to feed mankind.

a few years ago a girl i was dating gave me a high-output ignition coil for valentine's day. that was thoughtful.

one ex gave me a detailing bundle that included clay bars, cleaning wax, microfiber cloths, spray wax, paste wax, wheel cleaner, wheel polish/wax, and even included cleaner/protectant for plastic trim, interior plastic/vinyl and tires that produced a nice flat luster instead of that goofy gooey shiny look. oh man i should have married that chick.

from a biological standpoint, prevailing theories say some of the foundations of beauty would be symmetry, (particularly facial), proportion, and overall healthy appearance. these are things even very young babies can recognize. psychology would add that your life experiences have a significant affect on what you find attractive and may even modify or override the original "programming".

no. woohoo for them.

did he think that getting married would make him stop finding other women attractive? that's just stupid. however, it does mean he should have the maturity to know the difference between love and lust.

juliet lewis is cool imo. her band isn't bad and she likes to show her tiny boobs in movies. good start.

it depends. some scars can be very hot. i dated a girl in college who had a sharkbite scar on her leg. just teeth marks, not a chunk missing. it looked cool. she was very lucky but for some reason she wasn't really interested in beach trips...

i've been given flowers. she didn't know i was allergic. i wouldn't have much use for them anyway. that's one of those "it's the thought that counts" situations.

you can cut them (all of us really) a little slack in that department. the engine compartment of modern vehicles looks like a computer factory threw up. some stuff that used to be simple and require a few wrenches now requires a $100K machine. boooring.

and here's what really bugs me about it...most of that junk is purely to meet some BS enviromental restrictions. in theory, technology should be able to provide us with massive MPG and power gains by now but modern trucks get no better MPG (in some case worse) than my '94 and the power gains are nonexistant in some cases. where gains exist they're smaller than they could be. the same can be said of cars in many cases. they brag about 35mpg...my old 87 honda got about 32...with a carb!

sorry,i'm going on car rants again...

i haven't met many women who are good at fixing things, especially cars and none of them looked like you . most of them looked more like me...and shared my taste in women.

if i come fix your car can i stay a few weeks and go wheeling in moab?

supposedly they've sold 9 tomahawks. at $555k apiece and the turn radius of a 747 the buyers are likely just collectors. they certainly have taken their time bringing it to market considering how long ago the concept came out.

theoretical top speed of 400mph...awesome...and terrifying.

...that is all

if he's like me it would cost more to drive to wherever the woods are than to just go buy some food. actually, what qualifies as woods anyway...5 trees withing 100 feet of each other? i bet i could find that within a few miles.