Ahh, yes high school...yeah I'd pay sooo much money to be back there.

Nope. I laugh at Axe body spray commercials almost as much as I laugh at their terribly scented product. Haha.

Gotta keep up your confidence!

Good luck.

Lol, well at least we get to write HIStory!

Lol, this just in: politicians being hypocrites.

The sad thing is, most people are too lazy to check anything out, so whoever makes the claim gets good press (even if they are doing the same thing)

Very nice.

Linkin Park - Breaking the Habit

Gnight lilith!

I recall a man doing an experiment one time who found that pretending he was homeless was ore lucrative than his job. Let me see if I can find it. (Yes I know that it would involve sitting outside in the cold, but it's the principle)

Edit: Can't find it, but here is a well stated article which shows that the jury is still out: http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mbegprofit.html

No worries. Best of luck, and godspeed.

Great song.

Here's another great one:

"We're in one of the richest countries in the world,
but the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago.
There are homeless people everywhere.
This homeless guy asked me for money the other day.
I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol.
And then I thought, that's what I'm going to use it on.
Why am I judging this poor bastard.
People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they're just going to waste it.
Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit?
Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He's homeless.
I walked behind this guy the other day.
A homeless guy asked him for money.
He looks right at the homeless guy and says why don't you go get a job you bum.
People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy.
This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants.
Outside his pants. I'm guessing his resume isn't all up to date.
I'm predicting some problems during the interview process.
I'm pretty sure even McDonalds has a "underwear goes inside the pants" policy.
Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I'm sure it is on the books."

I know, Danette, I've heard you mention that in other posts...that's why I was just joking before. Except about the respect part, of course.

Haha talking like Mr. T isn't persuasive.

It is a disease...but there are also options that a person can utilize to treat it.

Lastly...from comedian Mitch Hedberg: Alcoholism is the only disease you can get yelled at for having. "Damn you, Roger, you have alcoholism!"...you never hear "Damn you, Roger, you have lupus!"

Lol on cold days sometimes I'll take them into a store if I have shopping or something to do, that way they can be warm (since the stores won't let them in unless someone accompanies them)

Danette, are you trying to claim that you are a woman who is actually able to participate in the military?!

(Of course that is facetious...your service is respected and appreciated. )

I usually get them a sandwich or something instead of giving them money. I don't need to be swindled by some drug addicted homeless person planning on wasting my money to f*ck themselves up more. If they need something I get them what they need, not money which can be used for anything.

Nickinolosers always has great ones...but hers with the inflatable boat and the kid flying in the air and a lolcat photoshopped in. That is the best, IMO.

Ahhhh the pwnage!!

If you guys are gonna have cybersex, be sure to start a new thread for it in the sex forum.

She said "if" it was true...there's no claim there that anything is definitively one way or the other.

And as for the rest of it..."if" it is actually true, would that not be a reasonable method of attack? I don't see where the insult is there. Either it's true or it isn't. If it's not true, she's covered because she said "if"...if it is true, then how can you be offended by the truth of your own religion?

Brilliantly stated. I think that sums up my opinion on the matter very clearly and concisely.