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Tue 03/10/15 07:16 AM
The end of "Rudy" gets me every time.

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Tue 03/10/15 07:13 AM

I do not know a single, single guy who
would not be thrilled to be asked out.

They tell me they get turned down about
9 times out of 10.

I cannot imagine that either.

How hard that is, especially doing it
over and over again.

I think this evens out the child birth thingy.


Wait most guys only get turned down 9 times out of 10??? I'd love it if I could get my average that high!!!

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Tue 03/10/15 07:10 AM
"You decided to drive an extra hour, now we're the only place with a vacancy. Enjoy the mice, we have no breakfast."

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Sun 03/08/15 09:20 AM
We rent by the hour - but somehow I doubt it will take you that long.

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Sun 03/08/15 09:09 AM

Normally its the guys who ask girls on a date.. but I wanna know, as a lady, can you make the first move?
As for me, I can't! cos if I do, and he rejects me, I'm not sure I'll be normal again :D


Welcome to our world, where rejection sits around every corner!! waving

Now to answer your question. Absolutely you can ask a man out!! Hell, me personally, I prefer it. I say, if you like the guy, and he's not taking the hint, then the best way to find out where you stand is to ask.

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Sun 03/08/15 09:03 AM
Well, technically "Who Framed Roger Rabbit."

The first time I saw this movie I was laughing so hard and so long (and so loud), that I quite literally had tears rolling from my eyes. Not to mention quite a few people in the theater turning and giving me "the evil eye." :tongue:

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Sat 02/28/15 06:17 AM

The name for this topic is so non-specific. Just throws me off. May I suggest a new topic name? "The male Yoko Ono". Thank you. *takes a bow*


Bravo!! Author!! Author!!! laugh laugh

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Thu 02/26/15 05:48 AM
I like it when they work in combo. A few weeks back I had spam saying I needed to get a sleep number bed, the next said I needed Viagra, and the third was a "hot married women looking for sex." I looked at that and thought man they're getting some synergy going!!

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Wed 02/25/15 03:48 PM
Cheetos, that's why I'm not allowed to have any in the house.

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Wed 02/25/15 05:53 AM
It's Canada, they probably cleaned the place before they investigated, and then got a new layer of snow. laugh

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Tue 02/24/15 06:23 PM
It couldn't possibly be any worse than when I had 4 female vegetarians living with me. Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure they were all feminists too.

Fortunately for me I wasn't dating any of them, because I could do no right in that house.

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Tue 02/24/15 06:19 PM
Well, if Canada has alien technology then we are going to see some vast improvements in curling, hockey and heating in the near future.

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Mon 02/23/15 11:50 AM
It is possible that Kennedy died of natural causes. Quite frankly, I think with all he was dealing with, he had an episode of spontaneous combustion. It was localized inside his head and it just exploded. Connely was actually shot by Secret Service men who thought they were protecting the President, and that is why a stooge and cover-up was needed and ensued.

Once again, just as plausible as any other explanation, including "lone gunman."

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Mon 02/23/15 06:11 AM
I can't believe this post has gone this far without someone mentioning "Firefly."

Yeah, it's not old, but great show cancelled too soon.

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Sun 02/22/15 04:33 PM
When I find something that works, I'll let you know.

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Sun 02/22/15 04:20 PM
99% of all China Dolls

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Sat 02/21/15 10:15 AM

I was thirteen & learning how to waterski got out of the backwash ok couldn't get back in, they brought me in close to shore, I could see the dock coming up, but froze, instead of sitting or letting go I hit the doc & was pulled across it until I did a faceplant in the cabin cruiser on the far side. Finally let go, lost all the skin on my thighs & abdomen but split my chin wide open on the cleat of the cruiser. Took me to the catholic hospital in Penetang & the nuns told me I should have been in church & maybe it wouldn't have happened, very sympathetic bunch. They stitched me up & told me I couldn't go back in the water for two weeks, I was upset but what can you do, I survived!:smile:


Nice description, I could actually "see" that happening. Seriously "OWWWWW!!" noway

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Sat 02/21/15 10:12 AM





All I know is I was at Dealey Plaza, on the sidewalk next to the Grassy Knoll taking pictures, my camera slipped from my hand and broke. I feel very strongly that there was some conspiracy behind it, as none of the photographs came out.

It was heavily discussed with my friends at the time (mid- 1990s), and we came to a logical conclusion. Jerry Jones had Kennedy killed so that he could get Deion Sanders under the salary cap - which really was an amazing amount of fore-sight on his part.

Also, it's just as plausible as any other conspiracy theory I've ever heard.



The U.S govt. agencies should get an award for covering up incidents since the beginning of time


I don't trust the government, but I also know that there is no evidence that anyone other than Oswald killed Kennedy. If you have any evidence other than the government is full of liars, I'd be happy to assess that evidence. But lack of evidence is often used as "evidence" to conspiracy theorists. Can I disprove that Oswald was paid or otherwise put up to it? No, but the shots had to have come from behind and above, and the rifle owned by Oswald, that just happened to be found, and fired at the time Kennedy was shot, was behind and above. And witnesses placed a man fitting Oswald's description in that window with a rifle at that exact moment. And he didn't do it?


Wow... I cannot believe that not only one, but two people thought I was proposing a real conspiracy. Jesus guys, maybe you see too much into what you read, and should really think about getting out of this particular forum. Especially considering I espoused no links to government involvement at all.

If you want real though, fine. I've heard an actual Marine Corps Sniper say that there was no way that Oswald could have gotten three direct hits with an Italian bolt action rifle in seven seconds. He literally said "it couldn't be done." I'm pretty sure I'd trust an expert sniper over what my government told me to believe in this matter any day.


Your first "theory" was obviously satire. I was commenting in response to the response.

Now in response to whether it's possible, it is. One person said it can't be done. Many other experts have said it is very possible, and in fact have reenacted it. The shot itself, from that window to that limousine, is not a difficult shot to make. Three different depository employees, who were on the 5th floor at the time, told the police that they heard 3 shots fired from above them, and that they heard 3 shell casings hit the floor. No more, no less than 3 shell casings were found on the 6th floor directly above where they were. Lee Harvey Oswald was known to be on the 6th floor alone only a few minutes before. Additionally, those shots came from the only reasonable angle considering the entrance and exit wounds, and those wounds were inflicted by the same caliber ammunition. There are too many "coincidences" that point away from conspiracy and to Oswald.


Having been to the Texas Book Depository, I'll point out three things. The floors are thick hardwood and the ceilings are approximately 15' up. This being the case, the odds of someone hearing a shell casing hit on a lower floor, over the sounds of the crowd outside and the layer of concrete supporting the wood floor seems implausible. Plus witnesses on upper floors claimed to have seeing flashes coming from the building to the NE of the Book depository. So why believe one set of witnesses over another?

Also, why the need to eject the third shell? The shots were fired, he stashed the rifle (not taking it with him to defend himself on escape) so why take the extra second to eject the shell. It makes no sense when speed was necessary, especially since Oswald was seen on the 2nd floor drinking a soda shortly after the assassination.

Furthermore, the angle of the shot and the ability to make the aim has never been called into question. What is questionable is the ability to reload, aim and fire three times in seven seconds. With an automatic rifle a trained marksman would have difficulty, with a bolt action....

A lot has also been made of Oswald being trained by the U.S. Marine Corps. So why would someone pass an easy shot when the motorcade was coming directly at him in a straight line, only to wait until it made the turn and take a harder shot at a target moving across your vision?

Back and to the left, back and to the left. Jackie, removed part of Kennedy's skull from the lid of the trunk (you can watch her crawl back and get it in the Zapruder film), bullets that pass through something very rarely throw large pieces of their target backwards.

That being said, I don't think it was a government conspiracy - the U.S. government can't seem to do too much right to be able to get away with this - but I do have full faith in the FBI and local police to do poor investigative work and evidence collection. Just saying...

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Sat 02/21/15 08:42 AM
Edited by RoamingOrator on Sat 02/21/15 08:44 AM
I've got a discolored scar (kind of bluish) over my left eye. It's from a fire-fighting accident. I was helping the volunteer fire department put out a grass fire, which had been broken in the center and was spreading two directions. I was with the crew that put out the north side of the fire, and we all hopped on the truck to go work on the south end. As we were crossing open terrain, the teenager (he was 18-19) who was driving the truck got up to about 20-25 mph, and, as we hit a wash or small ditch on our path, I - who was standing on a platform hanging onto a rail of the truck - went flying.

I remember actually trying to land "on the run" but being a heavy set slow guy, I could not "keep up" and did a face plant. The frames of my glasses cut a nice gash into my forehead, which I packed with ash, then I climbed back onto the truck and we proceeded. I cleaned it out when I got back to the house (a lot of rubbing alcohol into an open wound, "ouch"), but, once again, I should have gone to the hospital and gotten stitches. I don't believe I got all of the ash out, so hence, the discoloration. It kind of looks like I have a half moon tattoo that I decided not to finish.

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Sat 02/21/15 08:29 AM


As someone who has been described as hideous, I think I can field that one.


There are really three reasons:

1. You never know unless you ask.

2. Some women that are extremely attractive appear unapproachable to even the most handsome of men. So, they might not get asked out a lot, which increases the chances of a positive response when they do.

3. The fact that we look bad actually makes them look better, so their vanity might just play into our favor.





Roamingorator according to your pictures, your profile and posts, I would not call you hideous. Actually I think you are a good looking man. blushing


Why thank you, that is so nice of you to say, and I appreciate the compliment. blushing

While the statement was true, I'm absolutely positive that the person who called me such was intentionally trying to be cruel.

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