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How the fudder r ya?
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Dang it!! I got a lasso that needs breakin in!!
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How the fudder r ya?
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So Kim, are there any new cute cowboys on here I can molest? I ain't molested nobody in ages an I'm feelin alil itchy
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How the fudder r ya?
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I hear the Niagra is purty good also, keeps things good an wet
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How the fudder r ya?
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I always knew u was one of them netsluts Best
SHAME! SHAME!!
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How the fudder r ya?
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So, how goes things round here? What have I missed? Give me all the nasty gossip
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How the fudder r ya?
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Unfortunately, them there Federal Marshall peoples didn't appreciate my redneck wits one bit, thus the need for the redneck pipe bombs an rabid dogs. Thinkin might need to get a few more shotguns an such to keep my behind safe
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How the fudder r ya?
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AH if u'll read the above paragraph u'll see
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How the fudder r ya?
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Yeah, I know, I know ! Where the H*LL have I been !! I"ve been in the witness protection program an I drove my handlers crazy so they threw me back into my old life with nuthin but my redneck wits to keep me safe.
I'm sittin here makin me up some redneck pipe bombs so as to keep the bad peoples away an I've gotten me a whole passel of rabid dogs protectin the perimeter. I should be ok for at least a day or two.
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thought I'd get a giggle outta someone
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Edited by
ReddBeans
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Thu 10/08/09 08:30 PM
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Doin a streak thru, pay no attention to the freckled lily white buttocks
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Maxine is a riot. Well, folks, I'm outta here. Been a long day an 6am gets here quick. It's been fun Love ya'll  Teddy, please forgive me for highjackin ur welcome thread Darlin' These wimmins tend to lead me astray 
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Phhhtp, brassiere, if I'm in the comfort of my home, my gurls get to be FREE !!! They hate confinment.
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Hey that looks just like me before I've had my first mornin pot of coffee
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Ohhhhhhhhhhh heck do ya notice how sweet and innocent she acts but catch a look at that needle she is packing hummmm shshhs where is my stool off to my corner I'll be a good girl I promise    Hey now ! I gots my certification at the finest online school in these parts I swears I know what I'm doin. I'd say just ask my practise partner but he's not outta the hospital yet.
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Alrighty then ! IV's all around. Everybody line up an give up ur arm, don't worry I'm a professional I'll hook ya up to those nifty rollin IV racks an we can still boogey whilst partakin our medication  Ohhhhhhhhhh hell nooooooooooooo she drinks all of my Tequila then wants to stick me with and IV that's okay I'll gladly go to my corner in my round room all by myself I promises I knows what I'm doin with this gigantic needle. I swears u won't feel a thing
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Alrighty then ! IV's all around. Everybody line up an give up ur arm, don't worry I'm a professional
I'll hook ya up to those nifty rollin IV racks an we can still boogey whilst partakin our medication
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Anybody work for TDCJ???
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Redd, my ex worked in Gatesville on one of the women's units. We lived on prison property, and had inmates mow our grass.. Safest place in the state to live. If they ever escaped, they knew everyone would shoot them in our little hood. I worked corrections up here for almost 9 years. When I quit in 2002, my pay was about 46K, with 41 days off a year with pay in additon to my weekends off. I just got tired of it. Yeah, I know all bout gettin burnt out doin corrections. It's not for everyone. From what I see Texas pays purty good. |
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He's been rednecked nudged hee hee Metal, we no longer allow tequila durin posse pursuits, there was a incident which we can't discuss that makes it not a good thing to have tequila in the cooler. Ohhhhhhhhhhh sooooooooooo it's your fault I'm out of Tequila?  Ummm, I signed a conidentiality agreement so I can't divulge who the responsible parties in the aforementioned incident are. Kate my Darlin' would u like a syringe or pill this evenin? |
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Ah the birthplace of the great Mr. Elvis Presley  ... And Tupelo Honey ... Honey ...  ... for Tina ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2TQT5nk7es&feature=PlayList&p=38E1F7C33B9CB6D8&index=19 Kate My redheaded sistah from another Mama loves U gurl
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He's been rednecked nudged hee hee
Metal, we no longer allow tequila durin posse pursuits, there was a incident which we can't discuss that makes it not a good thing to have tequila in the cooler.
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