Community > Posts By > cbfraser775
Passing out jugs filled with vodka paralyzers What's a vodka paralyzer? Sounds scary... |
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Lol OVertime field Goal for THE WIN!.... i hate bears though I am way behind on this...but i am very disappointed in you, young man! That's a very, very bad thing to say! |
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fear of being single?
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Yep, i'm here - just sharing my wisdom with the people
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fear of being single?
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Yeah, but what's scarier - being single or being stuck with a loser you barely like forever? There are worse things than being alone.
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ipods
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I would probably electrocute myself. Did i ever tell you about the time i put a Big Red wrapper in a light socket in high school? Yeah...if you ever get the chance to do that - don't. It'll zap you.
I don't care how things work - just as long as they work. |
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See, this is another reason that i am happy i'm not a man. I NEVER just feel like taking stuff apart. In fact, i avoid it at all costs.
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I don't think you are supposed to take them apart....
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Someone for everyone
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I hear this a lot from people and I see that offered as comfort but let's think about this for a second. Let's assume that there is one person for everyone out there. Apologies to the gentleman whose name I can't remember but I agree with his idea. What if my someone is a lesbian terrorist living over in Pakistan? I'm just f$%cked. Don't worry, baby - you still have me! |
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I have no idea, but yes, you are a nerd. I thought it was a zip code when i saw it.
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General chat for 18 - 30's
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I'm only 5'3 in shoes...i feel really short among you tall people...
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This is hilarious!
Why ARE men so afraid of eyelash curlers? |
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General chat for 18 - 30's
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For all of you who want my number it is..... 816-None of your business! One of our dispatchers has a bumper sticker that says "My work number is 911". It's so gay... |
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General chat for 18 - 30's
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Look how nice and sweet we all are to each other...not like those grownups, fighting with each other all the time....
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General chat for 18 - 30's
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I'm doing laundry on a Saturday night... how exciting life is when you get old You wanna talk about old? I'll be 30 in 2 years...you know what happens after you turn 30, right? I'm pretty sure you die... |
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General chat for 18 - 30's
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Bear knows she's purty...
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Learned that life is not a one way street. No way, a relationship is supposed to be 100/100. |
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General chat for 18 - 30's
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Missfabulous is cute as hell, but she's a real tiger! I like her!
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General chat for 18 - 30's
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You got stood up? You want me to do some lip ripping for you? That sucks... Sheri and Miss... its all good. Im fine. Im actually kinda used to it by now. Thanks for the support though. Sheri if you were on messenger I would have told you all about it. Oh, busting me out in public....copy that, i'll get on right now....well, after i got get some of that pumpkin cheesecake stuff, i will |
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General chat for 18 - 30's
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Yeah Im that bored. I got stood up tonight on a date so instead of spending my Sat night out on the town, Im at home now. Oh well. I can find something to do if I really look hard enough. You got stood up? You want me to do some lip ripping for you? That sucks... |
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To aim better... You're a fireman...of course your aim is off... |
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