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Tue 06/30/09 07:53 PM
thought I would let it go didnt you

shut up Dan

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Tue 06/30/09 07:50 PM
no prob I got plenty

I got useless knowledge runnin out of my ears

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Tue 06/30/09 07:45 PM
aside from one or two, those arent really very funny

ya'll can do better

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Tue 06/30/09 07:43 PM
Edited by quiet_2008 on Tue 06/30/09 07:43 PM



How about, WTF is a hatter?


Alice in wonder land yo!


Ahhhhhhhh. So that means he's in a fantasy world, no?


"mad hatter" come from the old hat makers who used tannin to cure the felt (rabbit fur) with mercury. and the mercury fumes would give them brain damage

hence the phrase "mad as a hatter"

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Tue 06/30/09 07:31 PM
might?

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Tue 06/30/09 07:31 PM
looks perfect

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Tue 06/30/09 07:27 PM
where does the white go when the snow melts?

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Tue 06/30/09 07:24 PM
Edited by quiet_2008 on Tue 06/30/09 07:25 PM
if oranges were blue would we still call it orange juice?

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Tue 06/30/09 07:18 PM
oh

now that you mention it

it WAS Democrats that got us into

WW2

the Korean War

the Viet Nam War

and Bosnia/Kosovo

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Tue 06/30/09 07:12 PM
most men have learned this by the first grade

you will never ever win an argument with a woman

and if you DO she'll make you regret it the rest of your life

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Tue 06/30/09 07:07 PM

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Tue 06/30/09 06:24 PM
some people just collect pictures regardless of whether they know em or not

I get friends invites all the time from people I never heard of. They seem offended when I say no but all the friends on my profile really are friends

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Tue 06/30/09 06:08 PM
there is only one way to eat an elephant

one bite at a time

that means no matter how big and intimidating something looks just take it one bite at a time

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Tue 06/30/09 06:06 PM
I coded a couple of months ago

but I was asleep and missed all the excitement

I had a cool dream though

I was getting dressed up to go somewhere and putting on my dress boots. When I stood up I realized I was in a hospital gown and thought "oh, I'm not going anywhere" and then I woke up in cardio ICU

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Tue 06/30/09 06:01 PM
every time I get those and they have a postage paid return envelope

I stuff the return envelope with all my other junk mail and send it to em

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Tue 06/30/09 05:59 PM
we knew

we just weren't gonna say anything

shut up Dan

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Tue 06/30/09 05:47 PM
Edited by quiet_2008 on Tue 06/30/09 05:57 PM
we used to have property close to Stephenville, TX. A hundred acres of mostly pecan and oak trees with a creek running through the middle.

I was about six and would get up at dawn and get my dad to help me saddle Big Red. I had to get on a tree stump to reach the stirrup. I would take a sammich lunch and a .22 and ride all day through the woods and shoot the .22 and eat sammiches and drink creek water till sunset. He was a great horse, I could shoot the gun from horseback and he would never flinch. I was crushed when he died

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Tue 06/30/09 05:43 PM
step away from the mouse with your hands in the air

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Tue 06/30/09 05:30 PM
while I was at dialysis today I was watching CNN and they said he had assets of around $500 million with about $300 million in debts

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Tue 06/30/09 05:29 PM
Edited by quiet_2008 on Tue 06/30/09 05:29 PM
Q. How many male chauvenists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. None. women can cook in the dark

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