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Wed 11/15/17 05:11 PM
Edited by no1phD on Wed 11/15/17 05:19 PM
I see dead people...lol..
... nope ! sorry its just the bingo hall next door.. is emptying out ..

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Wed 11/15/17 05:09 PM
They don't approve of your online relationship...
Wait till they find out what you've been doing on Skype together...

Ohhh...Lucy))) someone's in trouble)))
Lol

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Wed 11/15/17 05:06 PM
Don't look at me that way!!.. you know I'm just Clowning... but yet I can feel you burning a hole in the back of my head..lol
But but baby!!.. it's to Coco Coco cold.. to be in the doghouse....:angel:

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Wed 11/15/17 05:01 PM
Come here often
Wink wink wink.

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Wed 11/15/17 04:58 PM
. Let myself in
To the doghouse
It is cold
A blanket please

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Wed 11/15/17 04:55 PM
For you everyday
Is wine Wednesday.
Whine whine whine..
Lol..jk..

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Wed 11/15/17 04:54 PM
I usually use a sock...lmfao..
I kill me sometimes..lol

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Wed 11/15/17 04:54 PM

It's not a smart thing to do... you never know who these people are or what they might do with the pic once you send it.
.. oh I'm pretty sure I know what I'm going to do with the pic once you send it... slowly reaches for his Kleenex box.

Lol...jk.

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Wed 11/15/17 04:30 PM
Edited by no1phD on Wed 11/15/17 04:30 PM
Ding dong..

It's a pastry

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Wed 11/15/17 10:34 AM
A little advice to somebody who's going through heartbreak right now..

Find a new horsey and Saddle Up..
And ride that horse hard and long..
Until it and yourself are covered in sweat
... and then put that horse away all wet and tired.... and then go get yourself a drink..

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Wed 11/15/17 10:30 AM


Maybe somebody could post that song Another One Bites the Dust hey hey another one bites the dust and another one and another one and another one bites the dust.... the dating game so cruel sometimes.... right when you think you have your manly man tightly in your. Grasp he weaseled out of it..ohh..noooo...
Well.. what can you do.. except surround yourself with some healing crystals..
Take a deep breath... tell yourself he's the one that's going to be missing out..
And move on... I'm sure there's a more manly man out there for you.... I truly feel your pain..xoxo

but clearly not enough to share your kleenex with her
..awww.. she's a big girl ..she knows where I keep the Kleenex....

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Wed 11/15/17 10:29 AM

Good news... I'm the official approver of all the things!

Now... do a little dance and buy me a drink and I will be happy to approve you.
..ohh.. good to know !..I've been looking for you everywhere...
Now I just need your approval on something.. unzips his trousers...
Ok.. do you approve of this

underwear...
Because I wasn't really sure if electric pink was such a good choice..lol

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Wed 11/15/17 10:24 AM
Maybe somebody could post that song Another One Bites the Dust hey hey another one bites the dust and another one and another one and another one bites the dust.... the dating game so cruel sometimes.... right when you think you have your manly man tightly in your. Grasp he weaseled out of it..ohh..noooo...
Well.. what can you do.. except surround yourself with some healing crystals..
Take a deep breath... tell yourself he's the one that's going to be missing out..
And move on... I'm sure there's a more manly man out there for you.... I truly feel your pain..xoxo

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Wed 11/15/17 10:18 AM
No !!..because I dream about a having erotic sex all the time..

And yet... looks over at his Kleenex box..
Yup..Still there..lol

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Wed 11/15/17 10:15 AM

If he is separated and not divorced .. keep your distance if you are hoping for more than friendship . likely his children will be his priority .. not you waving
..well.. I would hope even if the person was divorced their children would be their priority...

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Tue 11/14/17 06:57 PM
My phone is too smart for its own good..
Yes it's smarter than me drives me crazy..
I know it's just laughing at me.. keeps it up I'm throwing it off the balcony..lol..
Now who's the smart one..lol..

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Tue 11/14/17 05:05 PM
Scratch rascal cheeky self

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Tue 11/14/17 05:04 PM

Crossing my fingers and toes .. I promise to be on my best behaviour .. your happiness is my happiness xox
.. well where's the fun in that..lol
No no.. I like it better when you're being your usual Rascal self...

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Tue 11/14/17 05:00 PM





Hope it is not with a goldfish .. I heard that men can now have baby goldfish .. some new research released last week

Now, if he smuggled the goldfish in..in a condom,
does that mean he can't get pregnant?
it would be a miracle ... he has had a vasectomy !!!!!
.. yeah but that only stops the semen from leaving Port but I think the Goldfish still can swim..freely..lmao
laugh laugh laugh not if it is Carp size !!!!
.. there's only one dinghy on this tugboat.. wait a minute@! that doesn't sound..right ..lol

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Tue 11/14/17 04:46 PM
And that's the truth..

Wink..

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