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I use to have an Hourglass Mirror but then one day it broke I bought an Oval shape mirror and I broke that on a Friday, So on a Tuesday, I found a square mirror but I noticed it made the room look square also. So I threw a rock at it and put it in the trash. On Wed, I found a heart mirror but I got it home and the dog tripped me and it was broken. Bad doggie so On Sunday, I went to church and I didn't need a mirror to tell me I was Rounded, loved and kind. On Monday I bought a Round mirror and accepted my fate. On Thursday, I took a picture to remind myself I am old! |
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Okay dude from what looks like India and not Casino Indian but Tech Indian...wink..
I'm flattered but I pitch on the women's league..... well not for them really more like I throw the ball to them and they try to catch it..lol.. |
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Topic:
Please help me
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(((AND GABRIEL))) lifted his ((HAND)) into the air..
Shouting at the ((((top of his lungs..))). (((Lordy )))(((lordy help me..))).. Please Lord..((PLEASE LORDY)).. ((((WILL YOU HELP US AL))L..HELP MR SUNSETHhhhhhh....lol.wink. 
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Well.... I was wondering where those relatives got off to.... awfully nice of them to dig them up.... oh great now I got to repair them again...hmmm.. it's not like you can just dump their body in a hole..
Anymore..lol.. relatives always got their hand in my pocket |
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Well like my grandmother used to say to me all the time PhD once a noob always a noob.... oh I just realized something.. if you spell noob..this way ..knob.. it takes on a whole different meaning.. .lol
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Ohhh k... pretty sure you going to wipe that off the face of the map as well.. .. can't really blame ya... a little harsh... but the truth in life sometimes hurts..
.. and besides if they don't want to know what I'm thinking why do they ask..why !!!.. I mean by now they got to know I'm going to say that first stupid thing that comes up off the top of my head.... I have to if I actually thought about what I was saying I would never say anything... seriously it would just be... me standing there with my mouth open making grunting noises..Dhhhh Dhhhhhh...ummmmm.. in a very deep dumb dumb voice..ahhhhh.. what should I say...lol |
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Topic:
Your Love is like........
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Your love is like..
The weight of the entire ocean crushing down on my soul... your love is like drinking a glass of toxic waste.... Your Love is poisoning and infecting my body... Your love is like The Executioner's axe coming down hard upon my neck.. But I wouldn't have it any other way I wouldn't have you love me any other way ... . Your love makes me sick... Yeah!! you're right..the o. Ps Poem so much better.... seriously like what you had to say dude.. |
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Ok.. that might not be absolutely true...
The three-way thingy...j s .. 
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Well I wouldn't date a man..
Especially if he was already involved with Ed.... I don't do three ways..lol |
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Please help me
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Ps.. I think that's what everybody likes about you most your lack of needing approval..lol I was trying to be ironic. You caught me.  That's what I'm hoping for. I'm trying to see what it is like to be vulnerable, clueless, and without a drop of self awareness.... Ohhh... you don't have to make a topic to find that out... I'm sure there's a few of those on the forms just simply ask one of them...lol... of course I'm not referring to one of the regulars..nooooo... has anybody seen crystal fairy around..lmao..jk |
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Please help me
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Ps.. I think that's what everybody likes about you most your lack of needing approval..lol I was trying to be ironic. You caught me. |
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I noticed my post was removed as always you are the light in the Darkness..
No need sending me a pesky memo reminding me... I'll consider this my warning.. back to the corner I go..lol |
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Please help me
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Ps.. I think that's what everybody likes about you most your lack of needing approval..lol
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Topic:
Please help me
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Lol.. since when have you ever needed anyone's approval..lmao
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Edited by
no1phD
on
Fri 11/10/17 02:45 PM
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Love sex or money..
Hmmm.. well in my brief dating career..lol I have found out rather quickly if you don't have money you don't go on dates.. And if you don't go on dates you're not going to find love... and if you don't find love you're not going to be having sex.. Well okay maybe with just yourself but that's about it... well okay unless you're on a free dating site.. but you're still just going to be having sex by yourself.. you might just have somebody to talk to while you're doing it..lmao |
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Edited by
no1phD
on
Fri 11/10/17 02:12 PM
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To be honest I have a love-hate relationship with mirrors... have you ever noticed that some mirrors make you look better than others... or is it the other way around... some mirrors show you how good you actually look ... well other mirrors make you look not as good.. or do you really not look so good but the better mirror just makes you look better?
.. I never really know which mirror to believe..lol... |
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Topic:
add me
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Add you.. to a cheese sandwich?..
Add you ...to the list of crazy people I don't talk to..?.. Add you ..to the list of people that started senseless topics..?.. |
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Thor: Ragnarok
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Now! I would have gone and seen "Murder on the Orient Express". My husband could have taken me to see "Thank You for Your Service" Then next week we would go and see "Let There Be Light". I don't know what my husband would have like to see so I can not answer for him. Sorry! I could try to guess but I'm not going to! 
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Sometimes when I roll out of bed my hair looks like a natural disaster hit it...
Does that count...lol |
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I have mirrors everywhere on my walls.. Ivan put reflected.. Sun blocking film on my window that has a mirrored finish..to them.. I even have mirrors on the ceiling of my bedroom... just so I can watch..ohh.. nevermind maybe a little too much information..lol. giggity giggity
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